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Menggapai impian
Monday, February 08, 2010
Aku suka berangan2, jadi tak salah aku nak berangan. Aku tak susahkan orang lain mahupun menyusahkan telinga orang dengan mendengar angan2 atau impian aku. Aku ni slow sikit bab2 ilmiah. Aku tak suka mendengar, aku suka buat...tak reti takpe, belajar dari kesilapan. Impian aku cukup mudah, kerja makan gaji, tapi gaji nak besar. Itu je...org lain cakap buat lah bisnes...aku cakap, pegi lah buat, aku nak keja makan gaji.

Aku dan isteri memang banyak perancangan, sumer kami rancang tak sah kalau takde kos. Sumer pun kos. Dulu, aku fikir, ah dah abis sarjana muda, tamau belajar lagi...cukup2 la berperang dengan hal ilmiah ni. Tak kose lah konon. Sebaliknya isteri aku pula seorang yg gila hal ilmiah...dia nak sambung sehingga ke peringkat phd. Dalam hati aku pulak melawan, mana boleh jadi bini lagi tinggi tahap ilmiahnya daripada aku. Meluap2 kembali semangat untuk kembali ke medan ilmiah.

Minggu lepas, aku, isteri, dan seorang rakan pergi ke hari terbuka program sarjana di UM. Aku melihat2 program2 yang ditawarkan. Teruja pun ade. Aku idamkan program Pengurusan Projek. Setahu aku belum ade lagi Universiti Awam menawarkan program semacam itu. Dalam aku membelek "pamphlet", aku menoleh ke arah kawasan yg takde org pun kerumun booth tuh...aku pun buat muka hebat lalu melihat...EH!!!! ade program Sarjana Pengurusan Projek. WOW! hati aku riang. Aku pun bertanya bertalu2 sampai makcik kat booth tak leh jawab. Aib dimuka mereka selamat apabila seorang eksekutif fakulti tersebut datang dari ntah mana.

Aku pun melontarkan soalan2, di jawabnya dengan penuh konfiden. Akhir sekali, soalan terakhir aku...dia sendiri tak dapat jawab, dimintakan aku menelefon ketua program tersebut untuk kesahihan. Jadi aku telefonnya, aku tanya soalan yg aku nak tanya. Senang aje dia kata, "NO PROBLEM...apply aje. Itu semua belakang cerita, saya yg akan menyemak permohonan kamu."

Tersengih kepuasan aku sorang2. Jadi sah, aku ingin melanjut pelajaran aku ke tahap sarjana. Tapi ayah aku menyarakan aku amik MBA...aku fikir betul juga, MBA lebih di terima pakai dalam semua industri. Pengurusan Projek juga diterima di dalam semua industri. TAPI bezanya pada tahap manakah penggunaan "qualification" tersebut. Aku dalam dilema antara dua program...mana nak mohon. Ketika aku mendengar khutbah jumaat bertajuk "ilmu"...datang ilham. Ah! ape nak susah2 fikir...amik aje lah 2-2...kan senang, setel masalah. Aku akan mohon pengurusan projek...setelah tamat, aku akan mohon untuk MBA pulak...abis cerita...org cakap aku ni buang duit...bagi aku tak buang duit ah...ade 2 Sarjana tak salah. Takde pulak dalam mana2 hukum, undang2, kalau ade 2 sarjana merugikan.

Sedangkan dalam islam sendiri sarankan cari ilmu selagi mampu. Dah tua sikit, mungkin memperbaiki ilmu agama...haha, dasar nak masuk neraka nampaknya. Isteriku sendiri sudah buat keputusan untuk menyambung pelajarannya ke peringkat sarjana - statistik. Ape dalam kepala bini aku, aku sendiri tak tau...sumer program dia cuba nak mohon, luar jangkauan aku sendiri...statistik lah, kejuruteraan kimia lah, kejuruteraan geologi lah...itu sumer aku tak reti.

Aku sendiri tak tahu kenapa gembira sangat nak sambung belajar. Mungkin sejak aku tamat pengajian sarjana muda secara "part-time", aku bosan agaknya takde benda nak buat selain main dengan anak aku dan menonton dvd. Harap2 permohonan ke peringkat sarjana aku diterima. Amin.
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How about u suck my dick
Wednesday, February 03, 2010
There's a vacancy in XXX company for a team lead position. Well that is an interesting opening. I got all the requirements they need but unfortunately i don't have the interest hopping job for now. I've seen the ad posted dated 1st of december, but i guess they couldn't find a suitable candidate. Maybe out of desperation, they hire head hunters. Or maybe they just to lazy to head hunt on their own. Well most of the head hunters these days is not inclining towards job seeker, but more towards the employer.

Thats what disturbs me, in the eagerness to supply human resources and make money, we too as the job seekers want to make money. So, who should they help? I leave it on self judgment.

XXX head hunters have been bugging me for few times on an offering. I have turned it down once, and still they sending me emails requesting my CV by using different head hunter. There are few reasons why i turned it down. Please bear in mind, it is all about how i think and not the standard procedure of job seeking. The usual process they ask for our cv and ask us state how much is our current salary. You see, i'm not prone of telling my current salary. There's a reason why our pay slip is printed with "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL".

And unfortunate for them, they choose me to call. I would succumb to the request if only they interview me first. But NO, they choose to ask how much is my salary way before i say yes to try. So this my answer to you - head hunters who don't understand english!

Note: I edited and modify head hunters sentences as their english is way below than secondary school english level. Its friggin' annoying speaking with dumbass who dunno how to speak english properly and professionally!!! Its not like i'm good in english but at least i'm decent enough.

Scenario A:
Head Hunter: Hi Mr. Kraken, i call u for an opportunity that might interest you.
Kraken: Yeah ok, shoot.
Head Hunter: We have a client that need a team lead for their team of
Kraken: Aha...go on.
Head Hunter: The responsibility is to bla bla bla, yada yada yada...and this and that. Would you like to try?
Kraken: Well sure, send me and official email of the description as well as other information so i can think about it. You will have reply by end of the day attached with my cv.
Head Hunter: That would be great, may i know how many experience you have in this line work?
Kraken: X years, May i know the salary range for this position.
Head Hunter: Not to worry sir, they have no range and it is according to your exp and expectation. May i know your notice period?
Kraken: Yea ok, sounds good, its 1 month.
Head Hunter: What is your current salary?
<---------------------this is when i'm kinda pissed---------------------------->
Kraken: I'm sorry, i can't furnish you the info you request.
Head Hunter: Don't worry sir, we'll keep it strictly confidential
Kraken: Nope, thats not it, first u said, there's no salary range, now you're asking my current salary, i don't see what use of it to you.
Head Hunter: But sir the client request before we can proceed
Kraken: No i don't think so, you want the info for your company benefits.
Head Hunter: But sir we can't proceed without the info.
Kraken: I tell you what, how about you fuck it and i don't think your client request for it.

I ended the conversation without any well wishes or even a simple "bye"

Scenario B:
Head Hunter: Hello Mr. Kraken, i'm XXX from XXX company. I'm calling on behalf of XXX company for the position of . This is a great opportunity for you as this is a MNC company and one of the largest IT provider in the world.
Kraken: Why would i want to change job to the same level and roles?
Head Hunter: Emm...you see sir, this is XXX company. World largest IT Company.
<------This is the point where i got annoyed, XXX company is not everything and certainly no difference from other MNC----->
Kraken: Currently i'm working with a MNC company, so what is the difference?
Head Hunter: Emm...but sir its XXX company, it has good benefits
Kraken: Why? You know my company doesn't offer as good as XXX company? I tell you what, it seems that you are clueless with my response. I'll make it simple, i do not have any intention of switching job and certainly will not try it out.
Head Hunter: Are sure sir?
<-------------Now i'm really annoyed------------------>
Kraken: Am i speaking english or other language? You heard me.
Head Hunter: Oh i'm sorry, would you mind referring to your contacts perhaps that is in the same line?
Kraken: No.
Head Hunter: Oh......Don't you have friends in this line...??
Kraken: I'll tell you what, out of 100,000 working individuals, you might find 1...that is if you are lucky...our line of work, is not easy to find because what...we are among the pioneers in this line of job. So, the next person you came across that has the same abilities, please offer them much more than "this is XXX company, one of largest IT company in the world"...okay?
Head Hunter:

You see, head hunters should have enough info about the labor market and what is the current offerings. Most of these guys are clueless when it comes to unique line of work. This is not everyday position you heard such as IT Engineers or other common positions.
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Sama seperti tahun2 lain
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Dulu masa kecil2, org sibuk tanya, ape azam tahun baru, pigidah~aku tak pernah ade azam ape2 pun...ianya lebih kepada ape aku nak ketika dan saat itu dan lakukan sesuatu. Lama kelamaan, aku takde dengar sekor beruk cakap pasal azam...dah jejak dunia realiti kot? atau sudah bosan dengan azam terkumpul yg tak pernah tercapai...haha.

Di saat ini, aku sedang enjoy hidup sebagai bapa muda...anak aku dah 7 bulan. Lasak kelas teratas, ape yg boleh capai...dia akan capai...melayan perangai bayi bukan senang, dia senang aje...nangis aje la...ape susah, susu - nangis, mengantuk - nangis, masalah yg tak ketahui puncanya pun nangis. Bini aku masuk wad...jadi sorang2 lah menempuh medan peperangan di waktu malam menjaga anak aku. Rabik dah biji mata aku. Pegi keja pun dah macam ni bos. Pukul 10 baru nak tunjuk muka kat ofis.

Alhamdulillah tuhan yg esa mengurniakan kelebihan muka tak malu untuk aku. Sekarang ni, misi aku adalah untuk sambung belajar lagi. Macam member aku cakap, belajar macam tak pernah abis...alih2 jumpa update aku bagi aku cakap belajar lagi. Dah itu je pengisi waktu terluang. Bapak aku cakap aku ni tamak, sumer benda pun nak buat, takpelah, asalkan boleh buat, dulu bapak aku perli aku cakap "belajar nak, keja nak, kahwin pun nak" susah nak buat seperkara pada satu2 masa sebab kalau buat pelbagai perkara pada satu2 masa kan lebih mengujakan.

Nasib baik ofis aku tak strict seperti ofis2 melayu/cina/india tipikal. Kalau org tanya, dengan saper lebih aku suka bekerja, dah tentulah omputih. Sebab omputih lebih senang di bawa bincang sebab dalam buku hidup diorang "kau nak mampus ke, kau nak lari bogel keliling rumah ke, kerja lu siap" Jadi aku ade terfikir nak jadikan "kerja dari rumah" sebagai agenda tetap...malas aku nak pegi ofis sebenarnya, mengenangkan jauh, minyak pun mahal, makan pun mahal, maintenance kenderaan pun mahal...kerja dari rumah dapat menghapuskan sekaligus belanja ke atas perkara2 yg disebutkan...dalam kiraan ade la jugak boleh jimat 500 kat situ.

Aku terkenang waktu aku abis sekolah, kenapa lah aku tak pilih profesion sebagai juruterbang komersial dan ketika itu bapak aku begitu bersungguh2 nak masukkan aku flying school dan ditaja penuh oleh MAS (Mak Ayah Scholarship). Dah tentu agaknya income ketika ini sudah mencecah 5 angka. Mau tidak bapak aku nak aku jadi pilot, masa aku bebudak, aku suka buku jentera kapal terbang, pelbagai jenis kapal terbang aku ingat di waktu itu...skang kapal aku kenal cuma 777, 737, 747 jeh.

Mengenang masa silam dan berkhayal ape akan jika aku memilih keputusan yg lain memang syok. Tapi realiti tetap realiti...sudahnya Industri perkomputeran jadi gelanggang kerjaya.
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Sangat Susah Bila....
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Konsentrasi sangat tinggi ketika melakukan kerja, itu kebiasaannya ketika aku sedang buat kerja...hati aku senang, semua final exam dah aku setelkan...tinggal nak tgk sama ada aku grad atau tidak...kalau tak grad lagi...haih...semput jiwa...

Semalam aku terima call dari htc, dia nak offer job interview...hmmph! setakat interview...aku tolak bulat2...jadi dia terkejut...agaknya dia fikir org dengar company HTC jadi point org tersungkur berebut nak keja situ kot? tak bagi aku...tgk la keja cemaner geng...dia nak cari expert technical writer, dia cakap aku punya profile memang org sangat2 dia hendak...still aku tak tergerak hati nak follow pelawaan tuh...dia cakap HTC sedang buat projeck comms untuk petronas and definitely have to travel..

Travel? aku tak berminat...buat letih badan je...aku ade anak bini nak dijaga, travelling is the least of my interest...so aku cakap tamau sekali lagi...dia still rasa pelik...ape ke nye gila org nak offer keja still aku tolak...last2 dia tanya gaji aku...aku cakaplah "cukup la nak isi minyak moto" jawabku dengan rasa rendah diri...dia terkesima selama 10 minit...dia cakap...dia sanggup nak offer lebih...kononnya trump card membuatkan aku fikir sekali lagi...still aku cakap tamau...

Sebab dalam kepala aku...kalau gaji je besar tapi kontrak...nak buat ape lepas kontrak? nak masuk kesengsaraan kali ke-2...mati hidup balik belum tentu aku mau...memang offer macam tu buat org tempted...dengan ape aku dapat sekarang, di tambahkan...sudah tentu aku hidup senang...tapi macam bini aku cakap...dia tamau hidup senang tapi batang hidung susah nampak...aku pun tak nak anak aku tak kenal aku...sayu weh hati...

jadi setelah acap kali memujuk, org HTC tuh tanya kalau ade kawan2 yg sama level ngan aku...dengan sinis aku berkata "nak cari org expert cam aku dalam bidang aku? boleh cuba, tapi gerenti susah"...dia tergelak sebab dia cakap memang betul pun...memang la aku betul...kalau gaji je besar, setakat kontrak kat masa2 susah nak cari keja ni...saper yg nak...gila ke...dari keja tetap masuk kontrak...cari pasal namanya...

Ikutkan hati memang mau...kalau aku gila duit...dah lama aku apply dan cuba nasib...tapi aku segila itu lagi...selalunya macam ni lah berlaku...bila aku dah start keja kat company baru, mesti ade yg offer dan offer lagi...buat aku susah nak tetapkan iman...tapi takpe, plan aku ialah...setelah aku mendapatkan sarjana...sudah tentu aku akan demand...tunggu dan lihat...dengan keizinan tuhan...
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Kini tersenyum bangga
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Dengan berbekal kelayakan yang tak seberapa, aku mampu tersenyum dan tersengih bangga keseorangan...dulu masa aku start keja, gaji aku ciput nak mampus...skang aku duk kat ofis sydney buat keja dengan hati yang tenang. Seronok juga merantau sekali sekala, lagi2 apabila kos ditanggung oleh syarikat. Minggu lepas aku conquer bandar syney, pegi darling harbour, the rocks and sydney opera house bersama2 si isteri. Aku dah lama berhutang dengan bini bab honeymoon. Sampai anak sorang dah baru pegi honeymoon. Sydney memang best. Sangat unik...duk tgh bandar, hujung minggu leh pegi pantai yg jaraknya 30minit dari bandar...naik feri pegi.

2 hari berjalan2 kat sydney memang tak cukup...banyak lagi tempat aku nak terejah...tapi apakan daya...masa terhad...lain kali la nampaknya.

Bezanya org cina, india, melayu dan org mat salleh aussie ialah courtesy mereka dalam kerja seharian. Paling obvious sekali, bila kita pegi kedai. Kat malaysia, sarang jarang org meniaga cakap benda baik2...paling kuat pun terima kasih. Beza kat sini, walaupun beli benda bodoh pun, dia akan wish kita. Contoh, aku pergi beli sim card no aussie...aku gi vodafone. Mereka dengan penuh sopan walaupun muka pecah rumah abis cakap...

ME: Hi hello, may i know about your pre-paid.
Vodafone Staff: I'm sorry sir, i'm with a customer right now, i will be with you shortly.
ME: (dalam hati, cis muka je garang...sopan nyer!) Yeah, no problem mate.
(selepas 5 minit)
Vodafone Staff: Sorry to make you wait sir...how may i help you

dalam masa aku meriki dan bertanya...bila aku puas hati...aku beli...masa tu dia nak tukar syif, ganti dengan org lain...

Vodafone: I'm sorry sir, Mr Yang will take over for me, have a nice day...

jadi ape aku nak ketengahkan...diorang sangat bersopan santun lebih dari org melayu, india or cina...kalau kita kat malaysia, kita selalu dengar malaysian hospitality...melayu sopan santun and all that...jadi mengikut pengalaman dan pengamatan...kita la bangsa paling tak sopan santun sebenarnya...mereka kalau menutup sesuatu conversation, selalu akan wish u, "all the best, have a great weekends" dan paling bodo pun..."cheers mate!"

Tapi susahnya di sini ialah makanan...jarang sangat dapat makan daging or ayam...aku dapat chance ayam tu pun sebab, bos aku ajak lunch...tapi beramai2...jadi mereka concern on ape aku makan...sebab di mata mereka...muka aku cam muka ikan...hari2 pun makan ikan...jadi mereka tanya kedai tu sama ada ade daging halal tak...and yes diorang sebut "do u serve halal meat here?"...nasib aku sangat baik...ayam dia halal...daging tak halal...so aku melanyak ayam sepuas2nya....

Semalam aku baru dapat peluang nak makan nasi...itu makan kat korean food seafood...baru aku tahu betapa manisnya rasa nasi setelah 1 minggu tak merasa nasi...hahahaha...jadi bila isteri aku kata syok nya duduk kat negara org...sejuk and all tapi aku still pilih negara aku sendiri sebab semua perfect, makanan, senangnya nak semayang...lagipun sini rokok mahal nak mampus...15 aussie dollar...syukur dengan rega rokok yg baru 9.30 ringgit malaysia....haha...Jadi rata2 org aussie bila dtg negara dengan tak malunya mengaku...diorang akan makan banyak dan shopping banyak2...sebab diorang pun tak suka shopping kat sini sebab sumer pun mahal...

Aku berborak dengan colleague aku pasal anak...mereka cakap average mereka spend 1200 AUD untuk day care centre permonth...aku plak cakap...aku cuma spend 100 ringgit upah org jaga anak aku... 30AUD ngan 1200 AUD...agak2nya kita beruntung atau tidak pasal perbelanjaan hidup...

I am looking forward to coming back to malaysia....i miss my daughter and my wife
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