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Dumb Blonde
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Seriously, i never thought that a blonde can be total clueless. This video shows why people stereotyping blondes to be a dumbass. This video shows that the blonde have to switch/install the processor.
My previous post is about streamyx and how lame their technical support is, and you know what! they are worst than lame. They are clueless with their own system. Until today, my internet are still unsolved...that degenerate loser don't have the decency to update me with the status of their so called "higher technical solution". The last call i received from them is 2 weeks ago saying that whether the issue have been resolved or not and the stupid line they said "We thought by resetting the port it may work as usual"...work as usual my ass~! stupid jackass...it work shit.
The solution i have is terminate the current A/C and register the new one...so i called my brother to terminate his a/c and i'll register a new one. Agreed by my brother, i called CASO..stands for Clickers Authorized Service Office. Or should i say Cocky Ass Suckups Office? Why i said that? They are one cocky retards, i called and asking about packages they offer. Still the fuckers don't know about their own product. Yes, i did some readings 1st about the packages. Hence, i caught them on gawking clueless...what a moron.
Ok let's put aside about their stupid ass...so i told them i wanted to register, oh wow... they are really fast when it comes to signups but never on resolving issues. They insisted me on going to their branch and register...stop bitch...do u think i have all the time in world to entertain your stupid ass request...eat jack shit! Unlike your dumbass, i have a lot issues in my hand and mind you i solve it in the nick of time. No complains and no hick-ups.
Talking to them make me feel sick and pissed...well...to sooth my fired up feelings...i bought 2 pants. Remember, i'm still in rage...i've been eyeing on this pants for i don't know how long. Oh yeah, i gave the missy a hell of attitude. But at the end i'm still going to buy pants...so quit complaining how asshole i am. Customer always right!
This is a Pop Shuvit video clip from their single Set You On Fire. Before, i never look or even care with local rock bands. For me they are not creative enough to impress me. By after seeing this clip. I'm amazed and proud that they really did a good job on the clip.
I rent a house with 4 other guys. 2 are working and the other 2 are full-time students. Most of the time, us fives rarely talk to each other when in the house. With 3 working dudes in there, there's a gap of communication with the other student dudes. Obviously in the sense of responsibilities and mentalities. I do not prefer living with students due their mentality of all laziness when it comes to cleaning. They are not very hygienic. Most of the time the house is dusty and bathroom...ai ya ya ya i don't know how to say it.
I go back just for the sake of sleep and bath. Its just like pit stop for me. Since a friend of mine, digi-guy a.k.a the yellow man starts renting, there's some improvement in the toilet since he's the type very particular in bathroom cleanliness. Just imagine, taking a dump in a dirty bathroom...would u have the "appetite" to shit? I don't think so.
Then...a good news that i've always waiting for...the student dudes finished their studies and piss off...it brighten up my day. Yep, this time we're agreed to maintain the house with 3 of us dudes. Less garbage, less utilities usage and the important part...clean bathroom. We've been wanting to make that house cozy to live in. The only thing made us think twice to decorate the house because of student dudes. Seriously do u think they would be responsible in cleaning and respect other's properties? Heh...hell no.
What i'm trying to say is...if u have the choice of choosing your housemate between working person and a student...i rather choose a working person since he is able to think the responsibility that he has to carry. To kick a dirty and irresponsible housemate is a difficult as scrubbing dirty bathrooms tiles.
I wonder myself why i blog...i've read few blogs...yep very hard to find a good one. My blog is not really interesting. What really makes enjoyable to read blog, powerful and attract people...good words and sentences. Basic of words can melt people's heart, the power of words can melt womens heart. I'm not good with english myself...but what the hell...just do it for the sake of sponsored post...why not earn a little bit of cash. By reading this 1st paragraph filled with bad grammer, u have successfully condemned yourself with 1st degree headache...LoL
Majority of readers like the mad guys/girls who blast to every things they think of...curse to political icons, celebrities and who ever who just crossed their path. I also curse to the people just giving me hard times in life. Who the fuck care...i express it in blog. Words are sharper than a sword. True...if i spread a gossip saying a person fucks his young bootilicious auntie...it sticks forever...if i cut that guy with a knife, the wound heals in few days. Very dangerous words is.
I'm not supportive guy nor i will amazed by anything. Its hard to impress me. Sometimes i have fake making "shock" face with the "uhs" and "ahs"...but gotta do it for the sake of the moment...So if any blogger put animated stuff and try to impress the readers, the probability of i'm impressed is 1%. Impress with words...it may a normal event, with the power of words, it can be extraordinary for a normal event. A little exaggeration won't hurt.
Now i wonder why i blog? Seems fun...yet it does bore me...sometimes u want to share...but it is limited...these days, u can get prosecuted by just blogging, for example my friend Rauff, he just wanted to share his view and in my view it can be constructive if certain organization have 1st world mentality. But he's being branded as if he's the bad person. I can't say freedom of speech my ass...it would definitely make me bad infront of certain organization. As my brother always says...don't fight the system...get into the system and make a subtle blackmail.
It has variety of videos and its categorized. I spent most of my time watching videos in this website. That was when i'm still working in my previous company. Now i seldom visit the website.
There...wangsa maju, near UNITAR...taman bunga raya...there's a hawker of infamous mali's nasi lemak and char kuew tiao...the char kuew tiao nothing special...but the nasi lemak really a killer...it opens from 6pm until 4am in the morning. Really a lively place, not once i see mali is not crowded. Every single day...the nice part about this place, self service, no "merchik" will come and take your order. Having the patience is essential...since the place is crowded, the queue also long...it may take you 15 minutes of queuing before u can get the tasty nasi lemak....
Mali...a lively place...too lively to the extend a kid got stab and mugged...don't worry about that, as long as u stay away from the secluded alleys...there is a lot of good foods in KL...u just have to know where to look...
Get to know gombak and the surrounding area...u'll be suprise how many good place to eat..here some suggestion of a good place to eat.
Nasi Dagang ulik Mayang @ Taman Melati Utama (this is authentic nasi dagang, tasted and proven top notch)
Feeling having satay samuri...same row as the nasi dagang, there u have it, Satay Samuri. Don't have to go all the way to Kajang to have it
Mali's nasi lemak as i said in the paragraph above
Nasi Ayam Mesh...malay style nasi ayam...available at Dato' Keramat area...exactly infront of the Dato' Keramat mosque
Nasi Ayam Hainan @ Taman Melawati food court
There is a lot of unchartered good restaurants...all of u have to do is try...i myself haven't go through all of it...Happy hunting....
I change my bike spark plug frequently...u must be thinking.."the hell fuck u do that for...wasting money?" Well, the answer for that is my bike is a 2 stroke engine motorcycle, it burns up the plug 3 times more than a regular 4 stroke engine...if u ride fast, u may experience sudden lost of power...that is because the plug no longer sparks properly due to stress u put on it...what can u do? clean it? yes u can...but why u want to take trouble and time to clean it up while the plug will cost u only 4 ringgit...hahaha....better off i go change it...
Normal halogen for a car will cost u 12 ringgit...for 3000k halogen will cost u hundreds of ringgit...but different for a bike...cost u only 12 ringgit without the need using a relay~! Yes...my front lamp for the bike using white halogen...gila ranggi! Yep...if i want to beautify my bike, right there and then i can do it, most of bike parts cost u peanut...but, the only problem is...time...i don't have time...its not like IMAX astro where the guy can say "i got time!"...the true nature...eventho u got back from the work, u don't even have time to watch recorded show for more than 4 hours...if u do...u sure kaput!
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Its a norm for a group of 22-27 age guys to talk about politics over a cup of tea on evening. Once in a while we would talk about political scenes in malaysia till the smallest politics among friends with my evening tea buddies. I've been with my buddy rauff since the day we are enrolled into college. The 1st day I saw him when he was loud on giving comments after the AVP given a talk about something. And i remembered more or less the words he said "Walaupun setitik darah melayu, saya tetap bangga menjadi anak melayu"...
My impression that time was...huh...what a loud mouth prick...why don't u just sit quietly like others and keep your ideas to yourself. But sooner i've realized that he what he is in which giving an opinion is a process of knowledge sharing. Make u understand more on the topic talked about and know something that u never thought of. 2 days ago he called me and told about UiTM taking action about his controversial posts...go here if u want to know what he wrote.
Now...its a bit funny for me to see this happening...UiTM have sent a letter to rauff calling him for a hearing in the university's court. Well...its too fast to say what will happen, but for his future sake, he better not be feisty in the court. Just imagine, uitm taking the trouble just because one of the students criticize certain weakness in the education system. Why not? Pin pointing weakness is a good thing because they can use that to improve the weakness. Yet, due to typical malay thinking, they see it as an attack, not an healthy criticism.
Here is what i see...it is the same like the bloggers being sued but in a smaller scale.
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Does anyone realize by playing snooker, it will be easy when u play pool? I started playing snooker since i was in school and never pool. Well unfortunate for me, after school, most of newly met friends does not play pool...its the 1st experience i have with pool...because i was...i repeat i was good in snooker, pool are way too easy...but after a while, your skill become rusty if you don't use it frequently. Take an example, me...i can't play anymore...my performance is shitty even a monkey can beat me up in the game...
Snooker is all about precision and perfect angle. The pocket is small, the ball is small as well as the "Q". Meanwhile, pool is about skills and luck~why i say this? The pocket is big, the ball is big and the table is small...it doesn't too much effort to shoot the ball into the pocket...I need to polish my snooker skills back or i'll be shit in pool game. *Sigh*
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Its been 2 weeks that internet at my parents house are not functional...no thanks to their "high quality" broadband. Whenever its raining, be ready to experience interruptions. So like other customer when having this kind problem...call the customer support...what customer support don't know is i have a technical background. Most of the time i'll try to troubleshoot the problem first...funny thing is..whenever talking to the customer support...they always treat you like u're not knowledgable prick...it pisses me off...
All they do is search for an appropriate script...and start talking according the script...they have no knowledge about the product at all...when u don't know about the product, in what way u can help in troubleshooting the problem...no wonder there's a lot of cases where the customer went berserk on the phone and start cursing like mad...well my conversation goes like this
Streamyx: Hello may i help u Me: Yea, i can't connect to the internet...its already a week... Streamyx: Hold on... (this is when try to find the script in a text file) Me: Ok Streamyx: Have u check cables...bla bla bla...(at this point i'm geting impatient) Me: Look here, the problem is not my goddamn pc...its your goddamn service, u think i don't know how to troubleshoot ke? its done...from checking the physical connection, the condition of the adsl router till making a new dialer...and u know what, its says error 678, in which the remote computer does not respond. So its your side not mine~! Streamyx: Oh ok...i'll open a report..
What the fuck...after all that argument...it felt like i have to fight for the service before i can get one...i pay every month and yet i have to go all the trouble to get the service...the process is screwed up...go to hell la you streamyx...and their outsource too...VADS
"So hot la wey" is the usual shout out you get from your friends when the weather is extremely hot. KL temperature can get up to 36 degree...wallaweh~! 36 friggin' degrees la weyh...if i lie under the burning sun for sure my balls get cooked well done. I usually inactive when the weather is like an oven...will stay in the house the whole day...but the suffering does not ends there.
Yesterday is really hot...even a red hot hoochie mama also can't stand the heat...so we only can see a lot of burned indons walking around...subsequently due to the heat, i got myself a headache...oh yeah...if hot, got headache...simple calculation. Well this ramblings is about what the world have become...a stove...and humans are the meat...no thanks to the monkey who always pollute the environment.
Politicians? talk only...world is hot...conserve...take care of the environment...what they actually do is "don't know,don't care" attitude...as long as the businesses is booming and money keep coming in, there no reason to help conserve the nature...oppss...my bad...they do help...talk only la~! When asked, what part did u do in helping keeping the environment healthy? Haiya...i don't go piss around like a dog with acid piss...ask the company who keep throwing waste to the water la~ ask the company always chop the trees la~ No point of asking to the people who only work for other people....work in IT form some more...
If asked, like don't litter around...who is littering? I put in a nice black plastic bag, then the alam flora sure take care of it...so we already do our part...but still the world is getting hot...that means...not us the end consumer who with the problems...the company la~
I do believe security personnel in a particular place helps mitigate crime problems. They are there to ensure safety of an organization's interest. In this case, it happens to be that i have to go in and out from UiTM campus in order to fetch or send my girl. Most of the time i'm courteous to the security personnel. I raise my hand and talk nicely since they are doing their work. But some of the personnel over there don't have manners. They don't deserve to be called security personnel..but rather a "Jaga"...
After i sent my girl...my mom calls me, so i sat on my bike and on the phone with my mother...then come the security patrol car and stop behind my bike...
Rude Guard 2: Oi~Wey~Oi! Pissed Kraken: *Stare* Rude Guard 2: Kau buat ape sini? (What are you doing here) Pissed Kraken: *Don't care* *finishing conversation* Nice Guard 1: Encik, sudah lewat, kena beredar (Mr, Its late, u have to go) Pissed Kraken: Encik, saya nak balik dah ni pun...(Mr, i am going off right now)
The 1st guard was asking nicely...and i replied nicely...for the 2nd rude guard...i had to give him attitude since he is the person who don't know how to talk nicely...
Rude Guard: Oi~ Pegi balik la~! (Oi~! Go home~!) Pissed Kraken: Aku nak blah la ni~ (I am going off~!)
Well...the rest of the conversation is he was rude...so in return i'm being rude as well...he tried to scare me by going out from the car like some gangster shit...unfortunately, i'm a biker...i don't care...he's lucky that was he's territory where i can't make any trouble...but if the monkey were outside the campus...he's gonna get one good backhand slap....These scenario has been gone for years without any improvement...so...they better polish their manners or someday they'll get a black eye and busted lip....
"Bro, wanna join me for music aid event? Got a small gig, Dragon Red performing" From a mad cow disease face suddenly filled with hope...finally, something to do for the weekend...its been a long time i haven't drag my ass to any gigs...gig is a place where you can bang your head against the wall and an excuse to kick someone's butt for no reason and get away with it...Yes it was on friday night at Klang.
Ah an opportunity to ask bring my girl out...she always wanted to go to a gig...she never went for this kind of things since she is the type where all the gothic chicks will put an hex on her due to her feminine characteristics...for that particular day...she wore a perfect shirt to go with the theme...this metal la dey~ who the hell wears dress for metal performance...well there's a bunch of school kids wearing a dress...i don't care la...my girl wore a shirt with heartbreaker picture behind it...superb wey...whenever she put on that shirt...it turns me on....keh keh keh....
This is the image on my girl's shirt
I had fun...closing from dragon red is a killer...toxicity from SOAD...me and rauff were jumping and screaming like crazy guys we are...most of the kids don't know the song...but we do...oh hell yeah...
Well it is almost 2 weeks I sold my car...I had a well maintained Honda City Type Z with standard modifications. Intake system, full exhaust change + thermal wrap on the manifold. The reason behind the it is I'm no longer able to pay for the maintenance...whenever its time for service, it cost me a whopping 700-1000 ringgit...Oh hell no~! this will not continue any longer since my funds are limited. Its different when the car is still new, it just cost me utmost 300 ringgit per service...
Well i've decided to sell the car...my dad arrange the deal...i don't know shit about it since I let my father do all the things that should be done. Well...that day...sunday...reached home, went to the living room...saw 3 people...1 is my dad's agent other 2 is the buyer...Mom introduced me that they are the buyer...1 thing catches my eyes is the wife of the buyer...she's pregnant and i can tell...any moment the kid inside will start kicking and scream wanted out from the belly...then it struck my head "Ini orang takde kesian sama bini ke" (this man doesn't pity the wife)...well...i couldn't care less...the important part...my burden is sold to other unfortunate beings...
25k is the deal...what the....only 25k?! No thanks to the instability of car industry...well anyway...i accepted even i wanted to curse like mad...
Name: kraken Home: Malaysia About Me: I don't need to tell u about me...I'm just a regular malaysian who loves to talk crap and filled with profanities. Vulgar words is my speciality...Enjoy with an open heart or you can go drop dead~ Profile: Don't expect much
