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I like profanity.
Saturday, June 30, 2007
My gf always scold me whenever i start cursing. I started cursing since i was still primary. I learned the word fuck when i was standard 3. Where i learned all these words at such young age? TV of course for english and socially for malay profanity. Well for chinese profanities when i was in secondary. It became a habit for me to put in my sentence all those "not nice" words. Here is the list of my favorite malay profanities i use in my sentence whenever the case needs me to.
1. Oi mangkuk hayun, tak sekolah ke?! (Oi moron, never go to school?!) 2. Buto lah! (Dick) 3. Konek tak sunat punya babi. (Uncircumcised pig!) 4. Celaka anak haram. (Damn you illegitimate child) 5. Oi Haram jadah. (Oi, damned person) 6. Kepala butoh kau! (You're dickhead!)
Above just a speck of dust vulgarity combination. There is a lot more in dictionary of profanity. But doesn't always a bad thing. Sometimes i use it to express amazement or shock. For instance, "cun sial!" (very pretty). "Main gilalah!" (That's crazy/awesome). If i want to be ignorant just simply say "Pegi mampus" (I don't care, i don't give a fuck). Sometimes i use extreme words just to show my ignorance and arrogance. "Lolo konek aku" (Suck my dick). Even so the direct meaning is sucking my dick but to the person who is talking knows it meant by "i don't care". Malay use the same profanities in many situation. It may be confusing for other races but i know it is just the in your own races. You use same word to response.
My vulgarity doesn't ends there. Sometimes i use a combination of 3 languages. For instance, "Pegi mampus la cibai" (Go die pussy), "Fuck off bahalol" (Piss off idiot), "Kau takde kunji ke?" (U got no balls?")...yep i admit to put exaggeration using profanities in sentence is fun. But i've toned down since my gf keep on scolding me whenever i curse. Well...it ain't look nice anyway to use profanity in a sentence. But...even so, when the time needs me to curse...i will. That time..."pegi la mampus!"
Here's the list of the basic malay vulgar words in my knowledge. Sometimes you may hear it differently since it can be exaggerate to the extreme.
Anak Haram
Babi
Banjingan
Bangsat
Bahalol
Bangang
Bodoh
Binawe
Buto
Celaka
Cipap
Haram Jadah
Jubo
Puki
Pantat
Pukimak
Sial
Sundal
Sontot
Tungkik
Its does not require the specific vulgar i've listed above to curse. An innocent word can be negative with a simple mixing the innocent word. "Otak takde ke?" (No brain ke?")..."Benak sampai tulang gamaknya" (Extremely stupid)...."Baik pergi bertaubat, berat dosa je" (Go and repent, u r weight of sin"...It may sound soft...but its an insult. Enough. That is all u fucks. LoL
I ain't talking about gangstarz where few bunch of dudes singing their lungs out and win few thousands ringgit. I'm talking about the real gangsters and all the crooked people who happens in a gang. Malaysia doesn't escape this gang group phenomenon. Few days ago, an incident happened at a petrol station near my house. I was at my friend's burger stall. He asked me whether i saw a blood pool at the petrol station. I saw none...i guess they have cleaned it up. It is unpleasant to fill fuel for your car and see a pool of blood in front of you.
He spilled that an incident has happened where a bunch of gang members whoop the hell out the pump attendant. The reason, the "bangla" disturbed one of the gang member's sister. So the "bangla" will pay...pay with blood..his blood of course. The gang whoop the bangla until he is half-dead. Serve him right....u don't come to our country and play like your are a player. We don't need players since we have more than enough players on our own.
Its a scary thing to be messing up with a group of hooligans. Try to mess up with an established group of criminals...you'll be shitting in your pants. Video below illustrates the terror of the next level of gangs. A different world of gangs. In prison that is. I don't know whether there's such thing in malaysia. This video documented the history of Aryan Brotherhood, the most notorious gang in prison. Very organized gang in prison, just imagine that. The video is 43 minutes long, but I highly recommend on watching this video. Very educational...you think u're notorious enough? Try these guys...u'll be small.
Ah horse shit! What a lousy saturday...quote from my father "Tak canggih la kerja hari sabtu". Nothing much to say, most of the companies in Malaysia are having day off on saturday but unfortunately the company i'm working with have to work on saturday. Its hot like hell on top of that. Good thing my mom are away for the weekend...got some work in other state she says. Her car all for myself...
Unfortunately, my headache comes knocking. Adei...sakitnya kepala. It lasted till midnight. There goes my plans. Shut my eyes and sunday comes. Ok, few things must be done. 1st, my father have been bragging about having buy him some fertilizers. Lazily go out and bought some. 2nd, computer mouse...haiya...ini benda kecik pun nak kena aku jugak buat ke~Done that too...now i can do my own stuffs.
1st, wash my bike ler. Right after it was done...i've decided to do some drag with my bike forgetting that the valve is filled with carbons. Ha amik kaukan api tak sampai, dah semput moto. My bike choked and it lost it's power...haih...now i have to wait until the bike is back its original power. Patient is the key...it took me 24 hours...this morning, i was getting impatient and i force the throttle. I was lucky! The power came back...haha...after this i have to watch out for the redlines...no more dragging without concern for my baby kawa's redline...nyeh nyeh...
Anybody want to beat me in snooker...this is your chance...i suck at it! I have not played for months and my skills is rusty. But watch out for my "luck" shots cause i have a lot of luck. That one is for certain.
My notebook went "kaput" end of last year due to hard disk failure. Yesterday i have the opportunity to go to lowyat and bought a new hard disk...on credit of course...no cash lah~everytime want save some for the HDD, there'll something that may interrupt the effort. So i give it up and use credit instead. They charge me 2.5% interest from the purchase...who gives a shit...only 4 ringgit...as long as i filled with satisfaction seeing my notebook running again!
Not much happened lately...yet. I'll be busy in coming months...who knows, i might not have the time to play around. But i got a lot of bumps in personal life for the past few weeks. Haih...what a pain. Well just hoping the best.
Horay~I wish i can cheer more enthusiastically. MTUC sent a memorandum to the Prime Minister conjunction on government servant are given raise in their salary up to 40% and COLA raise by 2-fold. Yeah the government servant cheering happily with their increased income and make them little bit more comfortable in financial. How about us private sector workers? Just look and swallow our own spit? The government gave increments in pursue of quality work and hoping it can made the worker are more hardworking and diligent.
But have you thought that the private sector contribute 2 times more than government sector. For instance, we pay income tax and on top of that, the company that feeds us pay them corporate tax and yet the private sector still have high diligence in working culture. Private sector have to impress the employer just for the sake of getting a lowly 5% increment and 1 month bonus. If we're lucky that is. Most of the time its up to the boss to give or not to give.
What a shitty hole the private workers are in. For those in multinational company and other big company, its ok since they have the sense of security and the company capable in ensuring other benefits plus taking care of employees well beings. For those in private limited company and not so big company...we have to work like horse and still they pay peanuts since the company's income is not stable. I wish i'm a little bit more lucky and given a higher pay. But as a private sector worker, we just hope the best and continue on with our limited life.
I never wonder this...sunday evening is the time bunch of friends especially guys will hang out and have a cup of tea. Or should i say, boys time out or gay evening...when i look around, the majority is guys. There's a few girls around but still a lot of guys. Never guessed my friend the rich "haram jadah" back in Malaysia. So we decided to have a cup of tea and catch-up...when there is "haram jadah"...there will be few others "haram jadah"...faizal the gay man, dosh the swinger, and of course not forgetting, the fucked up malek with his evo 9. Haram jadah is driving impreza s204. Where ever they go, they will be together...i wonder why...
The fucked up scenario is..."haram jadah" is 23 and always picking on malek which is 26...supposed the older u r, the wiser u get in using other people. But it seems malek personality more towards reserve type of person but not easily persuaded yet easily burned by friends. Main topic yesterday, making fun of friends. Yep, the best talk ever...LoL...who doesn't enjoy making sins of making fun friends? i know i do.
Now i wonder...i will i do tonight...i guess another round of friends bashing. In a joking manner of course...Do u realize that there is a lot of "black dudes" (not indians) in m'sia lately...another wonder...as long as there is no disturbance involving them...there's nothing to be alarmed of...but if it involve them...what can u do?
Anywhere I browse for a dating site...it always have to be that you need to pay certain amount in order to get the service. Finding love should be free since in reality it doesn't cost you anything. But love does not know place, you can find love almost anywhere and that includes internet. Few of my friends got hitched via internet. Technology has enable people to communicate and fall in love no matter with where the person is.
If you adventurous enough and looking for someone, you should try internet dating. Who knows that the one you looking for is there. God has plan for each of us. Maybe fate written for you that you will meet someone in internet dating site. If not, you can always gain a few friends in your quest. The best thing about this site is it's FREE! No charge at all unlike other internet dating site available out there. Go ahead, you won't loose anything anyway. Just click internet dating to go directly.
You hate it when you get pranked by your friends. But its fun when you're the one who does it. I almost forgot how it felt to do prank calls. The best part is getting the respond after the prank and have a good laugh. A week ago before midnight movie with my lady, i hang out at "mamak" for a tea. I checked my phone and there it was, a wholesome of 20 ringgit of underutilized credits. I have to spent at least 150 ringgit to get access fee waiver. I ain't going to pay 50 ringgit access fee freely to the line company...better i use the 50 ringgit.
There we was...try to use the last 20 ringgit...we exhausted our call list...then...a light bulb on my head...prank someone...so we go through our list of contacts that still doesn't have our new phone number. The 1st victim is a friend of mine...he's a clown and always make fun of other people. So the conversation goes like this:
Me: Oi...bastard...where's my money! Rony: Ah...er...who's this? Me: Oy monkey, don't play 20 questions with me...don't fuck around with me boy... Rony: Er...i think u got a wrong number Me: Hell no...u Rony right?! Rony: Yea...but...as far as i remember i don't owe people money... Me: Oh fuck yes! You owe 200 ringgit...guess what...u may run away for the 1st time..not this time...i'll burn your char kuew tiao stall if u don't pay me my money... Rony: Ey...don't do that la...pls...do tell me who's talking so i can pay you... Me: Pay me? after all these years...now wanna pay la! I'll kick your ass~ Rony: Try la if u dare.. Me: Hahahaha...its me...kraken...hahaha...u got pranked! Rony: What the fuck?...cibai...lancau...babi...kimak...(and the list of profanity goes on)
Hearing his reaction is funny...he used up almost of all the vulgarities he can think of...its funny to think that a pranker got pranked...well...that night, we continue pranking on our friends...so syiok la that night...i might prank again to utilized my credits...hahaha...watch out friends...
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Sunday already? Its always be my rant when it comes to weekends. If only our weekends have 3 days. It would be sufficient to do all of our chores and regular activities. Nothing much done on sunday...hey...its a day where I can be lazy and just lie on the bed and play games or watch tv. For starters, i went out to car wash...to wash my bike...tag line here...lazy...i don't mind spend 5 ringgit for a bike wash. Save my energy a lot...
By evening...accompanied my lady for a tea. She have to work on sunday (poor her)...Upon reaching home, i was planning on hanging out with my usual "lepak" gang...but the skies aren't too bright...haih...its going to be rain...so by 6pm, i already browse my collection of dvds...hmm...which one i should rewatch again...start of with blade...move on the van helsing and the closing, ocean 12...6pm-11.30pm of pure movie marathon.
I do stop occasionally for a pee and for some snacks....the raining is still heavy...wallaweh...there goes my plan...on the brighter side...saves my money and i used my free time...oh well...need to stock up for new dvd collection. For future rainy days...literally...LoL...
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Negligence will cause you a lot...time and money especially. Like any other normal riding day...i will unlock the padlock on the brake disc. Move on to the seat, open up the seat and take the cloth and wipe the seat...hmm...something is missing...right there and then i noticed...fuck...where the fuck is the road tax...i searched all over the under seat compartment trying to find the damn thing. No where to found...haih...now i'm riding my bike partially illegal...got license but with no road tax...
The next day i took few hours leave in order to settle the problem...make new one lah...went to chear motor to renew...well cost me 60 ringgit just to renew plus the service charge. I have no time to go to JPJ and line up. Better off i hire someone to do it. haih...i lost my precious annual leave day as well as my money...
I've realized, i've been careful with my stuff...yet not careful enough...every time i use federal roads, it scare the shit out of me...no road tax...if shit happens...it'll sure screw my butt way up....to those who is clumsy...try not too...it will cost you too...
Ok like the POTC, Shrek, Spiderman...they all got part 3 installment on them. My part 3 Streamyx saga finally come into screening of my life. Move on the story, I went to lowyat last week...doing a favor to me milady. Modem is the favor. While strolling down the escalator...there it was..a streamyx booth handled by the 3rd party. I took the opportunity to register new streamyx account. While waiting for the "amoi" to complete the registration...she took the liberty to check my phone a/c status.
Amoi: Alo sir ah...your line is business line. Cannot register mah... Me: Business line...where got...house phone mah... Amoi: Uii...look here...*pointing at the monitor screen*..there here say business line.. Me: Impossible! Amoi no. 2: Your house shop house ah? Me: No lah...house lah~ Bungalow... Amoi: It says here its business...u do business ah? Me: No...i've been using the phone line for the previous a/c...no prob je. Amoi: Cannot register, if business fixed line...use SOHO package. Cannot personal.. Me: Before this no prob...why this time around cannot? Amoi: Dunno lor... Me: Cheebye TM...this cannot, that cannot...after sales service like jackshit...get service also like pain in the ass~ Amoi: *giggle* U check 1st with TM ah...later confirm streamyx registration...
What the hell...i called my father for confirmation...even my father doesn't remember that he signed for business line...ah...no use asking the old man...he remembers nothing...now, i have to fight with TM...1st streamyx, now the mother company TM...what a fuck up scenario i'm in.
Name: kraken Home: Malaysia About Me: I don't need to tell u about me...I'm just a regular malaysian who loves to talk crap and filled with profanities. Vulgar words is my speciality...Enjoy with an open heart or you can go drop dead~ Profile: Don't expect much
