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The sarcasm of my father
Thursday, July 26, 2007
I did promise to write about my father's sarcasm in answering any questions thrown to him. He sometimes does his sarcasm to his subordinates. But due to blood relations, his sarcasm in somewhat should i say...more brutal...I received such treatment at my young days. Especially when asking pocket money.
Situation 1: Me: Dad...money...(dad i want some money) Dad: Son...i've tried to grow a tree that the leaves is money...unfortunately, the leaves never turn into money...i'm sorry son...i wish it would so i can give it to u...
Dad - 1, Me - 0
Situation 2: Me: Can i have few hundred ringgit for my expenditure? Dad: *Running to the window* Son...do u see something falling? Me: No...its not cloudy at all Dad: I'm pretty sure there's money falling off from the sky...well...i must be wrong then
Dad - 2, Me - 0
Situation 3 By this time, i already know my father's tactic in not giving any money...so i test him to see whether he's still with his sarcasm. Me: Dad may i lend 2k for car modification? Dad: What? U think my money grows like pubic hair ke?!
Dad - 3, Me - 0
But by that time around, i have already discover the loopholes of asking money...mom of course! Once in a while, back then, i do ask for money from my mom...because why? mom ask money from dad...dad will not say a single word when my mom ask for money. So indirectly, i ask the money from dad using mom as the proxy~
My father have one "i don't know, i don't care" attitude when someone doesn't listen to him. This is the time where in my words he use his "super power" as a father to make us lose in an argument.
Situation 1 Me: I'm going out to see friends...will be back at 11pm.. Dad: 10pm Me: I'm not a kid... Dad: U're are my kid...how old u gonna get...the age gap will still be the same...35 years~ Me: Regardless, I'm not 17.... Dad: Regardless, this is my house~
Damn...my father sure know how to knock me down...
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Now i'm sure by the time when u reached 25 your parents will ask you about getting or perhaps you, yourself have already think about it. I do think about marriage. Mentally prepared but not financially. No doubt its hard to get a good pay since job hunting is stiff these days. Even with experience doesn't ensure you from getting the job since there is someone who have more experience than you and perhaps higher qualification. My plan right now is strengthening my finance. But once in a while i tease my mother on marriage issues
Me: Ma...can u give me money for me to get married? Ma: *Raise eyebrows* I don't have such amount of money... Me: Hard la these days...high cost...even salary also ciput only... Ma: Finish your studies, and maybe u will get better job! by the way, u're working and u're still studying. How can handle marriage? Me: It doesn't mean after married cannot study...the difference only got wife... Ma: Erm...true...go ask dad la Me: Dad is full of sarcasm...don't want to ask him Ma: Your dad is a nice guy...will sure help his son...if he got the indo projects...he'll sure help u. Me: Haiya...if he gets...i'm the one who manages it if he gets...so basically i work for it... Ma: Where got free money...u know your father...want money...work for it... Me: See la how...if "darurat" still gonna pow ma and dad... Ma: Haih..."bertuah punya anak"
I have a lovely parents...i can tease them at any issues...they will answer nicely and somewhat have dark comedy behinds it..my father the type who will answer in sarcastic way...next i will tell you how my father answer sarcastically on few issues arise from situations.
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Imagine you have to do the same thing everyday thats the only thing u know. Well life become the life i want to avoid. Its just the same like my father was. You to work and go back and sleep. End of the month get a check see it being deducted for living expenses. Now that's what a i called a life pre-written without the need of planning.
Currently, i occupied most of my life with work and studies. At the end that's the only thing i know. Yesterday night i don't have any class to attend to. So that make my monday free for the whole night. Unfortunately, i know only the programming of after working hours, it's for studying. For some who is new to these kind of life may exhaust their minds. I'm so used to it, i always spend my time after class having "teh tarik" session with my classmates.
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My weekend end up with anger...pure hatred and pissed the hell off...it all started lovely, go out with my girl and watch movies. The fun does not only stop there...went out again on sunday and accompany her for a tea break from her work. But one thing i can't stand is having my happy weekend spoiled by a motherfucking prick called "ex-bf" of your gf...now it's not about my problem, i can take care of my own problems, its about exterminating a life pest~
Ex-bf of my girl is few years younger than me...that baby corn dick have the decency to call my gf every now and then...I've told my gf not to entertain any calls or sms from him. But it seems the ex-bf does not understand a soft way of saying fuck off...now such pest problem need a desperate measures...me in the picture...how about that? Now if u're so eager to call my girl, u should eager as well meeting with my right hand in your mouth and my foot up your donkey ass!
You motherfuckers got no life ke calling other people's gf? Get your own la "sohai!". Got no balls ke? For those who already have gf...go dick off with your own gf la lancau...this one also got no balls...mahai...when the devil answers the door, don't go "pussying" out. Be a man!
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This is yesterday's coversation that i had to go through.
Scenario 1: Student 1: Laoshi, is there anyway that we can adjust the time so we could take BEL500 class Laoshi: Cannot...the time have already been agreed...BEL500 supposedly on monday, why suddenly change to wednesday Student 2: But if possible we want to take the BEL500 as well Laoshi: Then make your own choice...this subject or that subject...
Haiya...this matter cannot think ke? when the time is set, u can't simply change the timetable since it will effect others. Most students does not think about others...most of us have followed the schedule hence have organized what to be taken.
Scenario 2: SL 1: Ey u know this lancau or not? Me: Yea i know him SL 2: Do u know something different about him? Me: Of course la, the motherfucker likes to bitch around... SL 1: U did noticed...how ah u noticed? Me: I'm not a dumbass...
This is another mafan bunch of friends...i'm no idiot...i can easily tell how the person behave by 1 time conversation. Some of you wankers only talk talk can't shut up...while when i'm talking i see your expression and words u use to response...thats how i tell whether u're virgin fucker or just a regular stupid asshole...
Scenario 3: Friend 1: Beb, cannot tahan anymore working in this company...they don't review my salary...unfair la dude...same gred like me but they got more than me... Me: Change job la~ Friend 1: I don't la...kinda like this job...the only problem is...senior manager blame me being fussy Me: Oh hell no...we're suppose to be fussy...we're not horse...we're human... Friend 1: I'll think about it...
Told him already to quit, but he put hopes that the salary will be revised. If I were in his place, i "blah" already. No one likes small salary...if can, right now i want to find better paying job...the difference is how much your boss recognize your efforts in work. Not all can get the perfect job for them. The only job u can find is the job that suits your capability...the rest is up to your own effort...
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This is the most idiotic mistake i ever done. Today i received 2 payments from sponsored post. By mistake, i clicked on "deny payment" button for transaction worth USD 8. But to reverse the process a little too late since the page had begun loading. Bloody hell...i feel like a cow! No thanks to my clumsiness....
It is an unlucky week for me...i've been ill for 3 days starting from last tuesday...just recovered and not so eager to go to office. Haih...pantat betul...i rarely late going to the office. Today arrived superbly late. My colleague told me that "laoban" asked my whereabouts. So my friend took the bullet and get scolded by the boss. When shit happens, we can't avoid even though we don't ask for it.
My kawasaki's tyre valve screwed up and i can't pump the air in. There's some air leaking somewhere. Tubeless tyre can last at least for few days for sure...this time...it can't be avoided. On top of that, i was still on the NKVE highway...the closest workshop is 15 minutes away. Motherfucker, i hop on the bike start to ride slowly...there's anough air in the tyre until i reach the workshop. A little bit of luck i have still..."Ah Ying" the workshop "laoban" arrived the same time i did.
He said that the tyre for my bike is unavailable at his workshop since his workshop only specializing in "kapcai" parts...since i always went to his shop to change the transmission oil...he doesn't mind to help me. He said that he will send his macai to buy the tyre for my bike...very nice of "Ah Ying"...
Me: Xiexie Ah Ying Ah Ying: No hal la...friend-friend help... Me: Ni hen suai... Ah Ying: Haiya, u really make my day brighter...but don't be so gay la! Me: Hahaha...so i leave my bike here...u settle la.. Ah Ying: No prob...evening come ok.
Still...it doesn't take away how bad i look infront of "laoban" just because bike trouble...babi-lah~
My mouth can speak faster than my brain can think. Especially in dissing an unfortunate soul or what ever came across and i find it funny. Yesterday i had the opportunity to watch secondary school band competition. I came a little bit late since i have another thing to do. A year old kalilah having her cutesy b'day party. She is my friend's daughter. Azmi invited me to celebrate his daughter's birthday. Good food, laugh few here there. My milady likes little children.
When i arrived at stadium putra, its already band no. 7. As usual, KL contingent represented by VI. They'll always do good for state but always suck at national level. Today's band competition no longer what it used to be. Now got some "balet performance"...do u know how butt ugly it is when boys dance like a sissy? Hilariously butt ugly! As i looked at the screen..there it was...MGS Kuantan...at first, when i looked at the drum majorette for the school..."since when there's boys in MGS?" I looked closely...wallaweh...its a girl who look like a boy...
The ass gave it all away...hahaha...to know whether its a girl or a boy., look at the ass! The crowd no longer the bashing and dissing type. More civilized. LoL. Pardon me that previous spectators are little bit more fanatical. But it doesn't mean today's generation does not show their fugly persona. "Macam pantat ade mulut" thats what i called the spectators who shouting like fuck. Suddenly no shame kah? Udahlah the voice is shrieking! I tried to be sporting with these kind of behavior, cause i once in their shoes as well...shout here and there.
But as the age become older, your spirit are much more tamer than before. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Remembered "haram jadah" who drives impreza s204? Yesterday that motherfucker try to run me over with his BMW X5 4.8i with huge ass 22" rims. Stupid monkey!
My father are back from jakarta late at night yesterday. This morning when i was leaving for work...he's already up. I gave him a smile, but he looked at me with his expressionless face but his eyes give it all away. He's worried about his family. When i looked at his eyes...i felt sad.
I've been abusing internet facility in working place when ever i have the chance. When ever i'm lazy or even i have the free time. Favorite things i like to do using the internet is video streaming. Watching videos while working like no one business. Then came the moment where boss getting fed up bandwidth usage is always high. Hence, he command his trusted CTO to check what the hell going on.
The 1st person get a hell of firing is my buddy. Since my boss no so good in english. He went "hentam" my buddy in chinese. I don't feel the heat of getting "hentam" by the boss. A good buddy he is, he told me that we're already become the public enemy no.1 in the office we must cut off our internet usage. Complying to the heat given, i've stop my video streaming and keep surfing hour at minimal. Haih...eventho' the boss is smiling at us yet we still can feel the tension from boss. Now we're being monitored constantly in the sense of internet activities. I feel that i'm on a leash and chained. Cibai....
Finally, i've furnished my room with new bed and cupboard. Now i'm slowly making my room extra nice. The plans i have for my room is getting a bamboo curtain and mat. But not that soon since i have to settle credit card. I don't want to overspent my credit. Haih...pray to god i get a better paying job.
Name: kraken Home: Malaysia About Me: I don't need to tell u about me...I'm just a regular malaysian who loves to talk crap and filled with profanities. Vulgar words is my speciality...Enjoy with an open heart or you can go drop dead~ Profile: Don't expect much
