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Coke Zeros - Life as it should be
Thursday, August 30, 2007

This is something new from coca-cola...Coke zero, you can visit their website to try out their creatively designed concept where you can put your line on 5 clips and see what is the outcome. I've tried it and it is up to you to make the lines. My experience? Really funny! Thats the life as it should be. After you submitted your clip with your own conversation line, it will be competed with other submitted clips in objective to be the highest rated. Don't forget to try out the new coke guys! Zero sugar, real taste.

Crapped by kraken @ 11:59 AM   0 comments
High quality cheap coffee
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
I'm pretty sure all of you enjoys a good cup of coffee and hang out with the company of your friends...every time you wanted to enjoy a good coffee, you have to spend at least 10 ringgit...i have an alternative for u...same coffee, with a whole lot of difference in price.

HAHAHA!!!

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007
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Crapped by kraken @ 5:10 PM   0 comments
Toilets with no water hose.
Oh hell no! I have to take a dump...thats the agony for most of malays when working in western designed buildings with no water hose in toilets that sooth out anus~ That time...we have to find a conducive toilet to do the business. I'm working at phileo damansara, sadly the whole building designed on western culture where when finish taking a dump...wipe your ass off with paper tissue...Hell no~ I ain't going to do that since based on my experience regarding wiping my ass off...its uncomfortable...so, in agony, i have to go to eastin hotel.

The experience:
When i was still small, my family travels when "hari raya" to "balik kampung"...My "kampung" is far away...it took us 8 hours to reach KT. The road is single lane, and very should is say...very "kampung"...you can only see bushes and trees. So, in the time of emergency...and there is no petrol station in sight...the only alternative i have is shitting inside the bushes...with no water available...the only cleaning tool i have is tissue paper...so there u go...after wiping my ass...my feel itchy and uncomfortable...i have to make a stop to the nearest petrol station to wash my ass...if there is one...

Back to the present case...many buildings nowadays built in western concept and western toilet...no water hose. Now what is so modern about not having water hose? Wiping ass with tissue paper are just like back to the older days and in fact way back to the world where the only water source is the river, pool, lake, sea and etc...what the fuck? That is not modern in context of my understanding...that is from smart, becoming smart jackass...no offence, but what happens to the water facility distribution? It is delivered up until inside your house...no longer u have to "ceduk" water from the river...we're not "org zaman dahulu kala" wiping ass with leaves.

I do not agree becoming modern to the extent what ever the western ways we have to follow...they claimed that western way is a cultured way but the way i see, they are not hygienic...i say the western people are "kalau dah pandai sangat, jadinya memandai-mandai" or "Belajar 4 tingkat, bodoh 6 tingkat". I say we should implement all buildings toilets must be equipped with water hose. Its not like the "western minded" felt disturbed having water hose in the toilets. Infact they have the choice to choose paper tissue or water hose. But to those who likes to wash will felt insulted as they culture does not take into considerations like it supposed to.

"Masuk kandang kambing, mengembek. Masuk reban ayam, berkokok." bukan masuk reban ayam mengembek...nak kena sepak?
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My whole body is aching...
Monday, August 27, 2007
My body is still aching from the heavy work on friday and saturday. I was in Kuantan assisting the client's office relocation. Unfortunate for me, i have to assist since there is not enough man power and thats the only opportunity to escape from sitting in the office and watch the lady boss or big boss face. And unfortunate for me to know that both bosses are not around on saturday...fuck...i don't mind...at least better out from the office than in...

Now what am i doing in kuantan? Being "kuli" thats what it is...just imagine 16 29" big ass tv need to be move. Its not like it is put on a waist level. Its above your head level, thats the challenge i'm facing. Taking it down results me having bruises all over my hands. Got few cuts...but thats not the issue. The new client office is nice...good interior design and got high class look. But the branch head is not so high class. The old cibai command this and that...what a cibai she is...since it need to be finish as soon as possible, i bust my ass to carry the damn monitor...fuck...


Now...i don't want to be racist or touch the sensitivity of racial issue...i sure got a cold hospitality from the chinese who working there...they think i'm just a lowly "macai"...accept few chinese guys...they are friendly...and helped us with the installation...now when i was taking a break...i sit and just watch my colleague do all the work...suddenly the guy helped us asked..."u don't work ah?"...then i answered "my work is to watch him work"...and the guy nods his head and understand i'm no ordinary macai...haha...i may exaggerate a little bit but still it is not my work...i'm just there to help him since there is not other people is free to help him...

When making relocation installation, it is bound to have problems...yep it certainly is...1st the power breaker is too sensitive, 2nd, the branch head bitching of about the display, 3rd, the it officer there don't want to take the blame and asked us to standby in case shit happens...fuck you lah short fat bastard...i ain't going jeopardize my weekends on standby mode...as soon as we finished testing the display system...we "blah" without 2nd thought nor look back again...hahaha....if anything happens...i ain't going back...haha
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Weekly summary
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Haha, look what i have become...a bastard with no time even to blog. So, i might update this forsaken blog weekly. I always read previous post before making a new entry...and every time, i found a lot of typos, grammatical errors, incomplete sentences and a lot more. I'm so ashamed with my own quality of writings. You know what, i don't gives a shit since back then, during my school days, never concentrate on that friggin' 1119 paper. My english teacher just came in the class talk worthless things, do a story telling about her experience in scotland...and of course punish us because we don't understand the shit she taught. She never give 100% on us anyway...she let us do alone our own drama...choral speaking...and other english week activities...here's a shout out to you "Cikgu Ellina"...I'm a writer~ I write in english..bluek!

There are 2 things that make my head spins and ache...Money and gf. Those 2 like a sandwich bread and sandwiching my head. Haih...now...in previous post (in don't remember which one) i have mentioned about how important budgeting is. Its a life saving for poor ass motherfucker. But even when u have budgeted you money, one or two "un-sangka-able" things can happen. So always saves up for the "un-sangka-able". It happened to me last week when a bullet went through my bank wallet...fuck ass sideways! It sure does leave a scar to your budget for the whole month...

Other than that...having a relaxing weekend is a must...besides arguing with gf, i went to one of my cousins' wedding. His wedding really follows the malay tradition where there is "malam berinai" and "bersanding" plus some "gundik" dancing infront of the "pelamin"...what a waste of money and load of crap...sorry cuz...i just see that u throw money meaninglessly...after all that crap...having a nice evening tea with gf is a nice way retiring for the day...haih...well...i have to cut short my post since some shit need to be attended quickly...
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Eh...i have a blog
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
I almost forgot that have a blog. I've been busy with work and studies lately. Even the spare i have, i use it to do other important things. Blog not important? Oh hell yeah...some matter need attentions even doesn't gives you money. I know i've generated some cash through blogging but what can i do? Other things require more attention even it is just giving u pain in the ass.

Misunderstanding...
Last week i required to finish certain documentation for internal record and reference. The problem was and still is...cooperation from technical support is highly needed. Unfortunately, they other prior commitments. Project implementations, troubleshooting and bla bla the list does not end. Unfortunate for me, they are the only sources i have to complete my work. As the sources were given, not all, batch by batch...pressure still given by big boss requesting to see the file as soon as possible...and i never, i said never fails to finish on time. Friday last week, i have submitted the main content but still not complete due to unavailability of information. So he wanted some amendments and other information.

On my monday...i've completed the amendments, plus some additional data. So 5pm monday, i decided to take 5 minutes break and surf the internet for a while. At that time i was viewing EXIM bank website...for god sake...it's a corporate website and reading its business activities...big boss saw what i did and started being an asshole...he mistakenly thought i was not doing my work...stupid motherfucker ask for a complete documentation within the next day in which almost impossible! Yet, i still manage to make myself like a working horse and completed all...technically that is...as i said...it is impossible to complete all with a lot of sources unavailable and on 25% of the documentation completed.

Now...what am i going get after busting by ass to complete the documentation (technically)? I got cursed by technical dept because putting pressure on them and ignorance from boss. Not to mentioned, how much i contributed, they still gonna pay me peanuts and peanuts i get after soon to come the yearly appraisal. Now will i do?hmm.... I don't gives a shit anymore...i work only on by hours i'm paid for...will not do extra hours of working...i will work according to my schedule...and as soon as good offers present itself...i will "blah" immediately!
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Friday, August 10, 2007
All of us need some amusement once in a while. I shop a lot when ever i have extra money. Shopping and while traveling can't be separated and it seems when you shop at the same place, it is no longer make excited as u used to be. Now there are 3 places that you should consider going for a shopping trip.
  1. London. Now before you hop on the plane and go there, consider staying at London Hotel. They offer good deals when it comes with hotels accommodation. Maybe after you experienced shopping in London, you thinking of other places...
  2. Manchester and Birmingham, both have each own to offer. You can stay at Manchester hotel or Birmingham hotel. They offer competitive price. Now, for me having a lower rates for hotel does save me money when i want to spare my money for shopping.
If you are wondering what these places have to offer, know that London have 30000 shops and hundreds of street market. From my past experience, you can get a good deal. Manchester famous for its football club, do know that Manchester is the place where there is a lot of branded stuffs as well as designer stores such as armani, hugo boss and others. Now in the hands, Birmingham offers much more unique shopping environment. When you're there, don't miss the Bullring where 160 shops are waiting for you to explore.

After you have bored shopping in UK, you can explore other places. Get a good bargain, after all, who doesn't like good deals. 5 stars hotel+top class services=satisfaction.

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Getting married?
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Marriage definition is the same to all races and religion. But culture make it different in execution, the idea, and the process. I can't avoid facing the marriage issues with my friends. Its a common thing when your age reaching 20++. For the early 20's, the word marriage sure makes me jumpy and refuse to talk about it. But unavoidably, the time getting nearer every single day. I'm the type will think things thoroughly and the outcome that may happen. On top of that i've think the consequences and the alternative solutions for it. Let just say, i think too much.

Even so, malay culture is very different from other races. The process is the same but the mentality is different. For instance, chinese and indians may choose to get married late 20's since the reason behind it to stabilize they financial and their career. Nowadays malay does get married late but a little later than 27, family will keep on asking. This put pressure on the person especially the girl. A chain reaction will occur,

Family pressure girl >>>> girl pressure boy >>>> boy pressured >>>> boy freaking out >>>> boy bails out

Above chain reaction is a common thing through malay race. Just imagine, with today's pay, its not much versus the inflation. My father once said "Today's generation being ripped off from their buying power". Back when it was in the 70's, 1kg of fish only range from 50 cent to 1 ringgit and the income of fresh graduate is around 600-800. A car will only cost few thousand ringgit and the most expensive would be around 50k...now you see how much buying powers baby boomers and generation X have compared to us...its all because of inflation.

Now, getting back to the marriage issue where these days, the cost of making a wedding reception amounting up to 20k including the "duit hantaran"...thank god the dowry is cheap. So it is hard for today's generation to settle down since to save such amount of money would take a lot of years. I can't deny that the best level of income to get married is around 4k and the minimum is 3k. But, with proper planning and budgeting it would not be a problem since how can a married dispatch guy able to sustain his family with only 1k for a salary? Now i don't want to ask the guy how he did it...but what ever he's methods is, he's successfully executed it...Now what about us young executive with 2k for salary? Still thinking not enough, reflect upon your lifestyle maybe you'll get the answer...

If you happened to be married at young age, don't regret, god intend it to happen with a reason. Some does not happy with their own marriage. Thinking and regretting why in the hell they settle down to fast. Thats what made u and me different, we're living in a different path. I have just discover that my friend is married. He was that time still studying. But now, he's happy with his life since he loves his wife so much. Congrats to you bro on your 1st born child....

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Love Punch
Monday, August 06, 2007
One thing that we afraid of but desirable. Some doesn't have the fear for it and some avoid it totally. Having ourselves in love is fun, but there is a lot of pain as well...without the pain, the suffering, it won't be complete. It won't be love. This is not fairy tale...this is reality. When u're in love, the 1st month is always the lala-land dreaming and feeling. After that phase passed by...its the reality of sharing life together gives you a wake-up punch.



Everybody going through these phase where its all sweet like chocolate at first and then bitter like dark chocolate. Once in a while, u'll taste back the sweetness. Love involve many feelings and other external factors. From patience, anger, jealousy, fun and all other ingredients that made love called love. Its like fruit punch...all mixed together.

The agony out of all is when u're having an argument. Put that aside, what i'm wondering is the feeling that the girl is having. When they're in love, it seems they can't separate the fairy tale and reality. Everything must be perfect and sweet. The actual fact is its far away from it. They tend to forget that the guy ain't an angel that has purest of heart and can grant wishes as simple as wishing for it. I learned about love in a hard way. Very hard.

As the time pass by, my feet much more firm in reality rather than fantasy. I know that love in the movie are pretty much fake, and some almost similar to the reality. Depends on the story though. At the end of it, i know that love need a lot of work. Almost same like your day job. You have to work for it and tend as frequent as possible. For some guys who is not very fond of such idea may ignore the factor of tendering the invisible string that attach between a man and a woman.

I don't have the time nor the intellectual capacity to explain what made love tick. I'm not the master in relationship and know what to do everytime. What can be done is know your capacity and what u can and u can't do. Girls tend to make things complicated. But they are not complicated. Love them, caress them, look after them and give the attention they need. Thats all they need. But the emotional instability make the balance of basic nature of girls which is to be loved becomes fussy and need not i say in harsh way, patience testing.
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Odometer gear
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Have anyone ever heard about odometer gear? No need to answer...some may know, and majority do not...its a small gear that attached to your tyre/rim to count your speed and mileage. Yesterday while riding...i heard some abnormal sound...i stopped and checked...i thought it came out from the brakes...few tests and checks shows nothing to be the problem with the brakes. I sent my bike to the workshop for the odometer repairing. The mechanic show me the gear...yeap...the gear broken into pieces...he said, the factory odometer gear made from plastic, so he change the gear to steel...that fixed the problem right away.

Today, nimamok, rauff, kean leong and me went to manhattan fish market...the usual spot...cineleisure...before this, there's some grammatical error on their notice board. Rauff point it out and hoping it will be corrected. But as always my prediction is true...they don't change a single word...what a pitiful scenery, we, as the customer pin point the mistake and hoping it will be corrected but they couldn't care less. It shows how low their awareness and how people these days no longer care. Even though the employee works there, but who gives a shit about the place. It not their shop...so, it is not their problems...it is also shows that they don't have the charisma. It doesn't matter what is your job is...with charisma...u can influence others.

Ending of our lunch session, nimamok asking me why i like to say "cibai" so much...it's not that i like to say "cibai"...but the situation make me wanna say cibai so much...by saying cibai, it make u feels good...especially when some "mangkuk hayun" driving carelessly. So...u shout "cibai" la...it gives u satisfaction as well as it sooths your rage. Nimamok tried and agrees that by saying "cibai" helps u cool down a lot more faster. LoL...it may sounds like we're ruffians but at least it saves the unfortunate soul from being whooped.
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Cis...how unfortunate
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
How unfortunate of me this year alone i have been ill and sick for few times. Plus my ankle sprain that took a whooping 10 days of MC...now that left me only 4 days of MC in opening of 2007. Sure die if i sick more than 4 days...Till today...i have ZERO mc day left. I never thought this year will be a bit unlucky...all hoping for prosperous year...but it seems i've prosperously made a bad impression to boss with my frequent sick leave...

2 weeks ago i had a fever for 2 days...yesterday the usual dizziness came and gave me a visit...i hate being sick...when i was still in school...i rarely ill...now...it just took me for few friggin' weeks to be ill again. I've become weak and frail...Fucking hate it...my boss always advice me to exercise, stupid ke? how can i exercise? I've sprained my ankle and having torn ligaments isn't cheering me inside. Cibai...i missed my days of having recreational sports such as playing badminton and futsal....fuck....

I'm easily agitated with noisy place...again...fuck...
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