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Friday, September 28, 2007
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Right after breaking my fast, my gf called and gave me a good "tiau-ing". Among key words extracted from the "tiau session" is pervert, vulgar, gatal, lucah and so on...Reason? The the previous entry...yep...the extremely "taboo" and super above 18sx entry...as i said, it is just an amusement...and kids...do try it~! LOL
I have nothing else to say except...i'll be busy. Other than that...i scored my mandarin written test...even so, i still suck speaking or remembering and understanding when people talk in mandarin. All i could hear is the first line and everything went "BLA BLA BLA BLA"...
I couldn't control internet access and who the fuck view my blog...but the least i can do is informing this entry is need readers' discretion. So please...don't cause trouble.
So if u're 18 and below please FUCK OFF!
Now let us begin...this is something i myself might consider of buying! LoL...
The item below is on sale in the US and on high demand. It looks like a seat. But what is its intended use?Ha - You might as well ask... YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT. FOR THE LINE: 'I DON'T WANT TO STRESS MYSELF HONEY' HERE IS ... 'THE COMFY SEX TOY'. It's on sale in the States for $99,00. Is this shit for real? I don't know but...it is innovative!
The position?
TROT The classic Gravitizer position that satisfies every time. The convex saddle shape gently compresses her anatomy into a velvet vice - a unique sensation no other toy can give - rendering extra stimulation and pleasure for both partners. Alternate with Flexing for a ride that's got energy and nuance. HAMMER Extra control for her, with an exotic clamping action on the upstroke. Have her grip the sides and pull down for greater penetration. You can use towels and pillows for more comfortable ride.
SHAFTER Extra control and authority for a position that demands a strong performance. Have him go 'hands-only' for a more athletic position - just curl legs
PLUNGER One of the most popular positions, offering soothing penetration in the comfort of a loving embrace. Let him bounce her for a heady ride to ecstasy. Position next to a bed or other firm support for his comfort.
FLEXER Nothing beats a slow, sensual flexing. One of the easiest, most pleasant position that can give you The Gravitizer. Alternate with the Trot, or reverse directions for more intimacy - the Flexer can be done facing either way. Always place legs through The Gravitizer as shown to prevent tipping.
DOGHOUSE Throw her over the doghouse - a natural for doggy-style lovers. A classic position freed of awkward balance and position issues, and now also allowing her to masturbate comfortably while enjoying vigorous rear entry. Put a thick towel on the saddle for her comfort.
BLISS BOX Give her the full treatment. A rock-hard shaft and a pair of loving hands at the same time render a potent, soothing climax. Position next to a bed or other firm support for his comfort.
Samy Vellu on pos laju :- "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI" :-)
On TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`
Samy said in a ceremah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orang-orang kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
Whenever Samy opens his mouth it's always volume 10. Never see him talk softer.
Samy's favorite quote on national television for the decade is this lah: "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"
Semasa krisis air: "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"
Tentang masaalah sosial: "..orang2 muda sekarang banyak hisap dada.."
Semasa kempen derma darah sg Siput:"..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."
Semasa memberi ucapan di pelbagai function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (sebenarnya saudara-saudari)
During the height of the al-arqam saga, he said in a press conference, "Saya gembira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes arqam.."
Samy Vellu, you seem to be very popular. Everyone here seem to be taking pot shot of that rat sleeping on your head.
At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain" Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar" PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy That's why Samy can use PLUS helicopter whenever he want.
DEDICATED TO SAMY VELLU
Kici kici lembu jaga sudah besar kerani jaga masuk MIC tol jaga kiri pusing kanan pusing jadi kaya
ada misai tara jangut itu kucing ada jangut tarak misai itu kambing ada jangut ada misai itu taram singh tarak misai tarak jangut tarak rambut itu botak chin TAPI itu tarak misai, tarak jangut, tarak rambut tapi taruh rambut itu kaki pusing.
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Fasting? Tired? Exhausted? The usual complains...reality is everybody who fasting is facing the same problem too...but some does not feel tired since for them, fasting is one of the "ibadah" and doing it with "hati yg ikhlas". I'm a bad tempered person, easily get angry...easily agitated. But it seems this year ramadhan have a different meaning. Its been 2 years i skipped "terawih" since every time the fasting month comes, it will be in the middle of the lectures period. So i'm unable to go to terawih until the last weekend of the fasting month...
"Terawih" no longer what it used to be. Back then, i have a lot of friends. These days, most of them already move to somewhere else or busy with own life. Pretty much sure if i go for "terawih", i'll be seeing unfamiliar faces.
Yesterday i didn't wake up for "sahur"...i'm just too sleepy...yesterday i didn't ate much...3 pieces "kuih" and still i doesn't have the appetite. Today...didn't wake up for "sahur" again. Could not help it since i have important things to do yesterday and it involved my future...Now seating at my desk...with no spirit, nor the mental capacity to think...i'm just wasting my time browsing, reading and looking to pointless stuff...
Look at the bright sight...i'm loosing weight fast...
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This is something i got from a forwarded email...unfortunate for those who can't understand Indonesian dialect.
Tidur Seranjang Dengan Suami Orang.....
Teman saya ini (katakanlah namanya Wati, 27tahun, bekerja pada suatu perusahaan konsultan yang tidak terlalu besar sebagai asisten dari salah seorang partner pada perusahaan konsultan tersebut (kita sebut saja namanya Andy).
Wati sangat mengagumi profil dan karakter Andy. Sebut saja semua hal yang baik, maka Andy memilikinya. Otak yang cemerlang, sikap yang profesional dan gentleman, penampilan yang selalu rapi dan nice looking serta usia baru 36 tahun (waktu itu).
Singkat cerita Wati mulai "naksir" Andy. Ternyata Wati membiarkan perasaannya kepada Andy tumbuh tanpa halangan. Semakin hari ia semakin jatuh hati kepada Andy. Andy bukannya tidak tahu akan hal itu tetapi sikapnya yang Professional di kantor yang tidak membiarkan hal-hal pribadi mencampuri urusan kantor membuat Wati semakin mengagumi pribadi Andy.
Suatu hari urusan kantor membuat mereka berdua harus pergi ke beberapa kota di Jawa Tengah. DL (dinas kota) nich ceritanya. Untuk memudahkan mobilisasi, mereka naik pesawat ke Semarang dan menyewa mobil untuk melakukan perjalanan darat di sekitar Semarang, Magelang, Yogya dan Solo dalam rangka melakukan suatu survei khusus untuk Kepentingan klien.
Entah bagaimana ceritanya mereka kemalaman dan menginap di sebuah hotel kecil. Sebenarnya Andy ingin memesan 2 kamar tetapi karena hanya tersisa 1 kamar ia meminta pendapat Wati. Karena memang sudah sangat lelah Wati setuju untuk sekamar dengan Andy (sebenarnya Wati agak "sedikit senang" dengan kondisi darurat tersebut).
Karena tidak ber-AC, maka Andy membuka jendela kamar. Masalah lainnya kamar tersbut hanya memiliki 1 ranjang Berukuran tanggung dan tidak memiliki kursi panjang. Tidak mungkin bagi Wati untuk meminta Andy tidur di lantai. Jadilah akhirnya mereka tidur Seranjang setelah Andy berjanji bahwa ia tidak akan melakukan hal yang tidak-tidak.
Sebenarnya Wati tidak bisa tidur karena seranjang dengan Andy. Sebagai seorang wanita jantungnya berdebar sangat kencang karena tidur serajang dengan pria sopan yang sangat dikaguminya. Kaki mereka beberapa kali saling bersentuhan karena ranjangnya memang pas-pasan.
Setelah setengah jam, angin malam yang masuk lewat jendela Membuat Wati merasa kedinginan sehingga ia memberanikan diri bertanya Kepada Andy: "Mas Andy, aku kedinginan nih. Boleh nggak minta tolong Jendelanya ditutup saja?"
Andy tidak langsung menjawab dan Wati berpikir Andy sudah tertidur sehingga ia berkata lagi: "Mas Andy..."
Kali ini Andy langsung menjawab: "Wat, kamu kedinginan ya? " MAUKAH KAMU MALAM INI KAMU BERTINDAK SEPERTI ISTERI SAYA?"
Jantung Wati serasa berhenti berdetak. Pikirannya langsung guncang mendengar pertanyaan Andy. Dengan hati-hati ia bertanya: "Maksud mas Andy?" "Maksud saya...., jendelanya kamu tutup sendiri ya ?!"
Forwarded emails can be entertaining depending on the contents. But seriously, I don't like if the email get too religious or fanatical on something. Emails can be hazardous as it is being used for immoral purposes. Every morning i will check my emails. It could be ranging from 15-20 emails per day. But fuck it...i still go through all of it...
It doesn't took me even 5 seconds to determine whether its a spam or a forwarded email since forwarded emails mainly sent by my friends. There are several type of spam emails i hate the most;
There is 1 kind of spam that saying "unclaimed fortune"...spam emails that saying there is a business opportunity where some rich motherfuckers died, accumulated or unclaimed funds from banks and want us to cooperate to "share" the money provided we have to give our particulars. Who is the fuck want to believe that?! That stupid con artist have low IQ i presume. Maybe for someone who is still new with such emails may fall for that.
Then there are spam email that more towards to "propaganda". Stating some shares are predicted to rise...this is another retarded email. The most classical chain and yet considered spam is an email where stated "if you don't forward to email to 10 people, you will die in 10 minutes" or what ever fuck "if you don't". I dedicated this to you fuck face who forward or make such crap....
"Fuck you all son of bitches forwarding those chained emails. Don't you have a brain? Or is it your brain situated at your asshole? You can't die if you forward the email nor bad luck will bestowed upon you if you don't forward the email...the only person gonna be dead is the one who make those kind of emails and seriously, i will shove a baseball bat way up your ass!"
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I'm pretty much having lunch with the same friend(s) everyday. It kinda boring if only us is the usual but we always make it interesting since we talk a lot on every single thing we encounter. It may sounds like we're bitching and it may sounds like we're dissing. Either way, we're only trying fill out our time. Fasting month is very near, pity for dominic since he's the only one will left out from what we called "tido berjemaah" in the office...cannot eat-we sleep la~
We're usually move 1 place to another place for lunch to avoid the boredom of consuming the same food. But i was wondering, how in the hell school kids can put up the same food every single day for the fucking 5 years. I already do my time...and for 5 years of secondary...very seldom i have my break in the canteen...why not...by seeing the food...my appetite gave me a 9 seconds solid split...wuishhh! there goes my appetite...these days, i don't know much about canteen cleanliness these days, i do know my school canteen pretty much in the condition of an acceptable cleanliness.
All i do when there is a recess is buy some fruits which cost me 50 cents...and "air kotak" for 70 cents...went out from the canteen...seat somewhere secluded...and eat with 2 biggest "pusher" in the school...
Dominic asked where for lunch...
Dominic: Dudes...where wanna have lunch? Me: Fuck this place la...i'm bored with the foods... Dominic: I'm thinking of going to 108...having the rojak... Me: Rojak? fuck the rojak... Rauff: Boring... Dominic: Fuck you guys...i'm going to BSC...you can "tumpang" if u want to but please disappear as soon as we're reaching there... Rauff: So...what u're saying is...don't follow la.... Dominic: No lah...just want to have a private lunch... Rauff: Chey.... Me: What do BSC have? Dominic: Got dome, chillis....starbuck... Me: Cibai...all the expensive stuff... Dominic: Erm...come la bro...em, like this...we go on friday Me: If u ask me on friday...i'll punch your face! Dominic: Sorry...i forgot...
End up 3 of us splitting for lunch...me going for BK, dominic went to BSC and rauff...well...sleeping...since he's lazy anyway...having lunch alone really brings my memory back where i use to have lunch alone...Its not like i don't have friends nor anti-social...it is not that significant...you went out just to eat.
On saturday, dominic having a b'day party. For most b'day celebrations, friends will share and treat the person. But with dominic...all he requested is to come and eat at his house as he is treating us with home cook meal. He cooks pasta with fried mushrooms and sausage, chicken stew with wholemeal bread...mashed potatoes and some salmon...wallaweh~ he just started cooking few months ago...but i have to admit he is a talented cook.
While eating...my gf started making this remark "who ever got dominic...sure will be happy cause he can cook"...then started staring at her a said "alo woman! u think i don't know how to cook ke? The difference is i'm lazy only!" That day...combining with his birthday...a local newspaper reporter interviewed him on his cooking...bloody hell...if u wanna learn some recipes...feel free to browse to www.nimamok.com
Maybe its a weekend of men cooking. Yesterday, my father went to the kitchen and made "nasi pilaf" with "kurma daging"...for those who unfamiliar with "nasi pilaf", it is a Lebanese style of rice. A weekend of a good home cook meal...You see, mens actually are talented species where if they do something, they would make it real good. For example, cooking! Most of the good cooks are men! The majority of chefs are men! This shows women do not cook as good as men...it is just men are a little bit lazy.
By the way...1 of the ways to make girls heart melt is through cooking. Haha.
Fuck goddamn DNS servers including ghs google servers...because of both of u i missed my opportunity in which i have reserved and article is done waiting to be posted..now all the opportunities have been reserved and i don't have the chance to grab it...fucking jackass~i'm really pissed...
No matter...i'll be patient...nothing i can do anyway...actually i have something to share but due to the interruption for 6 hours...no longer i have the spirit to share and be merry about it...if some stupid monkey knows how to overcome the problem fast...this shit won't happened...now thats what i called a critical system. System down, money flies away....maybe i will try tomorrow...or maybe not...
Owh gosh...my life becoming much more hectic than it used to be...before, i was only busy for few hours while working and the rest is just with the low priority work. Last weekend, i had the opportunity to go to pangkor...after a desperate sucking up to boss since we're already at lumut and site visits to sitiawan...eventho my visit were short and some more on a long weekends... i didn't mind...but i sure get cranky when i haven't got enough rest since monday...
The short pangkor trip was sponsored fully by my boss...eat a lot of seafoods...now i'm fucking "mual" seeing what ever comes from the sea...hahaha....well....at least he "belanja" the boat trip, snorkling and the banana boat...haha...the fun will not last long...have to go back to KL...monday work weyyyy~
Erm...on monday...i came to work with aching body, some bruises thanks to sharp stone on the snorkling site...came to work with zero energy and zero spirit...i started off with doing some small work and up until i have the momentum to continue on with the "big kahonas"...i work closely with the support engineers since they provided with all the data for me to intepret and convert it into much more readable form...but every time i see Steven or Vincent coming up to my place...they face already written "WORK WORK MORE WORK for you"...fuck u both gays...stupid asshole...cannot let me rest even for a minute...
I felt monday a long day until i received a call from some company asking for me to attend an interview that have been set up for the next day...i was shocked and i don't remember that I applied any vacancy on that company...fuck it lah...i just try my luck went for the interview yesterday...hahaha...fucker i am, I do a "david copperfield" stunts on office...i didn't take any leave...i just went out to the interview without anyone noticed i'm missing...
Maybe i was lucky...maybe i'm good...either way...i'm shortlisted for the position...yesterday, i'm really2 flat...got class but FFK the class. The class is boring anyway...so, went back straight home and sleep early...i never feel this fresh for a long time...i really need a long sleep i guess...
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