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Neither logical nor legal
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization ", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal? "
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical ."
Having an evening tea with friends after work is nice...apart of catching up, it gives you the opportunity to relax and loosen up. Its been long time i haven't tell you about my ride. My baby "kawa"...now she is already 1 year. Renewed her insurance and road tax few weeks back. My kawasaki really use a lot of my money. It is almost like having a baby. Have to change this, have to change that. Now, few problems must be addressed before it become worst.
Clean Power Valve
Change back tyre
Those 2 things really will cost me fortune. Who cares, this is the best problematic high maintenance bike i ever had. I'm having problem with the drive chain for weeks now. The chain doesn't flow smoothly and once in a while giving a hell of scare when jerking. Last thursday, went to pelita klcc to have tea with my old buddy. Its been long i haven't see him. So we took the opportunity to catch-up.
"Oppss....8pm already, need go back" my heart whispered. While riding, i felt some extremely uncomfortable since the drive chain starting to make weird noise, that time i realized the sound is the same as when teeth of the sprocket wear out. Not good...not good at all...if the sprocket get stuck, it will send me flying for sure. So i decided to ride until ah ying's workshop in damansara. Upon reaching there. its already 9pm, understandable, who the fuck opens workshop until late nite. If there is, it would be convenient though.
Kraken: Ah Ying please... Ah ying's fiancee: dia mandi la...ini sapa? Kraken: Customer dia... Ah ying's fiancee: Ok ok...kejap arr... Ay Ying: Ape celita? Kraken: Ah ying, ini aku la...itu olang pakai kawasaki kips...tukar tayar punya... Ah Ying: Ah...lu ar...ape celita... Kraken: Rantai sangkut ar, sprocket problem... Ah Ying: Ar...lu mana sekalang? Kraken: Depan workshop lu~ Ah Ying: Nasib baik...kalau lu jauh...wa malas layan lu... Kraken: Babi punya apek...mari sini kasi tengok moto aku... Ah Ying: Sekalang wa datang.
It doesn't took long ah ying to arrive...5 minutes i guess...his house is just behind the workshop...
Kraken: Oi...pakai seksi sial...seluar pendek...singlet some more... Ah Ying: Baru lepas mandi la~ Ini macam, gua angkat moto lu, bawak balik rumah...workshop wa sudah penuh...lagipun aku takut lu punya hilang...hahahaha... Kraken: Ok lah~
The next day, ah ying calls me and said the cost of the drive chain is RM155. He said the previous drive is "cap ayam" and not built to last long...fuck...i've been tricked by irresponsible mechanic...and that would be ah mang~I specifically asked for AKM chains....but unfortunate for me...Ah ying a little bit lazy to go to sentul and get it...fuck you ah ying...so he suggest SSS instead...SSS brand is pretty good also...so i doesn't mind.
For you guys out there who is riding...here's an advice that will save u a lot of trouble. Give extra attention to tyres, drive chain and spark plug. These small things will constantly giving you problems if you doesn't choose a reliable brands. Look at me for example, i have to spend RM500 just to change the drive chain in the last 6 months...
Making friends is not as tough as you think. All you need is to be friendly and smile. Most of us are working most of the time and doesn't have the opportunity to socialize. But there is always an alternative for it. Friendsation.com offers all in one website from free live chat to free phone chat. Convenient it is, this may help you if you're seeking a partner. Hence beneficial from friendsation, you got yourself a free dating.
This website also offer blog and other personal services. For those who likes to share their passion in writings, this is a good opportunity for you to let people know who you are.
Husband : Sayang, bila mak bapak yang ada sini, kalau kita nak projek,abang nanti kata, malam ni kena basuh kain tau .. jadi yang fahamlah yang malamtu abang nak projek ...
Wife : OK-lah bang .
So, the "basuh kain" thing worked out fine .. one day they had a misunderstanding and they were not on speaking terms and to make things worse the in laws came for another stay. After a day or two, the husband wanted to have sex, so he called his son and said :-
Husband : Atan, pi habak kat mak hang, malam ni dia kena basuh kain
And so, atan went to themother and said:-
Atan : Mak, mak ... abah kata malam ni mak kena basuh kain .........
Wife : Pi habak kat bapak hang, mak kata WASHING MACHINE ROSAK ..
So, Atan went and told his father .. he was frustrated but he waited. The inlaws were still around and after a few days, he had the urged again, so he sent his son again with the same message...
Husband : Atan, pi habak kat mak hang, malam ni dia kena basuh kain, dah banyak dok simpan. And so atan went and came back to his father with this answer :-
Atan : Mak kata, abah hang ni tak faham ka....WASHING MACHINE DOK ROSAK LAGI... simpanlah dulu...
Then the inlaws went back, and thinking that they already had a long fight and she also had the urge to have sex, the mother sent the son to the father :-
Wife : Atan, pi habak kat bapak hang, mak kata WASHING MACHINE DAH BAIK,malam ni boleh basuh kain ..So, Atan went and told his father .... and he went back to his mother with his father's reply:-
Husband : Hang pi habak kat mak hang .. bapak kata tak payahlah nak basuh kain malam ni .. BAPAK DAH BASUH DENGAN TANGAN!!!!!
Samy Vellu ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara. Samy: "...Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat. Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita...." Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi sana ? Samy: Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk......
Having a bad credit records not a good thing since our daily life fused with credits that able us to get the things we need. Loans are meant to help us not make our lives miserable. Don't overspend and take only what you can effort to bear. Certain people make bad decisions and sometimes they couldn't help for unavoidable circumstances, thus thrown them into a difficult positions and lead them to bad credit.
Don't worry about it so much, there is a website that can help in overcoming your bad credit situation. Browse, read and explore to understand what they can offer. One of it is telling you what you should do.
I realized that i'm a job hopper. Hate to say that because i change job so often due to certain circumstances. I've been to interviews for several time for the past 3 months. Fruitful? I don't know...maybe god still doesn't open window of opportunity for me. Hope it will eventually come later. Why i hop between jobs too often? Well, one way to increase your salary in a short time is getting better offer. But it does not look good in your resume.
Funny it seems when dealing with an interviewer(s). We've been told to be prepared and loaded before attending to an interview, but the true nature of an interview is you don't need to be so serious about it since it will make you over worried and uptight. Just chill and answer calmly...they won't scold you say that you're wrong. Just bring the best out of you while answering their questions.
I've attended an interview that the interviewer have no manner. That interviewer just light up a cig, and smoke infront of me in the fasting month. He's an indian. Looking at the situation that time, i have no longer have the interest or wanting to work there. Is the fucking guy retarded or what? Conducting an interview like that. Well i know i didn't get the job since i answered the all the questions in "langsi" kinda way.
My field does not need me to be informative but enough being knowledgeable in the work processes and other requirements. So, most of the questions are thrown towards me are mostly personalities. Simple but very tricky to answer. For example;
What is your strengths?
What is your weaknesses?
What agitates you?
What makes you angry?
Seriously, those kind of questions will caught me pants down...i can "goreng" the strengths cause i'm full of myself..but never the weaknesses since i never thought i have one. I don't like to think about it since for every weaknesses i have, i balanced it with the qualities i have.
I'm bored with the old template...so i've changed it...i successfully "cedok" from free templates done by isnaini (i don't know the shit who is this person). Well, thank you for your wonderful grey design and source code...i had to change the banner since the banner is too girlish...LoL~
Now...its not so..."empty" compared to the previous template...
Buying a house and car by cash? I don't think so...Not many have the luxury to buy house or car except you're really rich. Even so, the riches also doesn't buy such things in cash due to certain constraint. For example, tax agency will hunt you down and ask where do you get such amount of money? have you pay your tax? So, the rich still buy houses and cars by loans.
I personally doesn't think having a debt to financial institutions is a great thing but we have to since it is the only way that able us to secure ourselves in having a house or a car. But before you jump and sign up for personal loans, be sure to make surveys and research in getting the best plans or loan packages that suit your need. Different financial institutions provide different plans and rates. Be sure to choose a secured loans rather than having a debt with unregistered money lender. This is to ensure you're protected by laws and rights.
Financial institution have certain criteria that you have to meet in order for them to accept your loan. I ain't joking, even I have to make sure i don't have any bad credit history before applying for loans. My advice, be sure to make comparison between loan plans, make a survey for the best plans that suit your need and be sure to choose a secured loans. .:Sponsored Post:.
After reading tiuniasing post something about school girls' boobies...i remembered how much i love going out after school and just..."measure" the convent bukit nanas girls' boobs. Measurement are done in many ways. Yes you can call it secret code saying out loud their size without the girls noticing what the crap we're saying about their boob size. The most common code for boobs are called "nasi lemak". The size represented by how much is the nasi lemak. The range for size are as follows:
cup AA - 1-10 cent cup A - 10 - 30 cent cup B - 40 - 70 cent cup C - 80 - RM 1 RM1 and above for exceptional sizes.
Back then, girls still don't know about "nasi lemak"...i'm pretty sure a lot of girls know already "nasi lemak" representing their boobs these days. Do you know girl's pussy sometimes called "apam" or "karipap"? For young girls those 2 items represent their pussy...for old geezer are called "bunga raya"...i know u're wondering why it is called bunga raya...as u all know bunga raya got 5 petals and it looks like something exploded from the inside...so...now can u imagine? LoL....
Nothing beats the time when it is raining after school...well...see through! What else...for those who is daring enough, they wear black bra...for those who're much more conventional...white bra's...i know u fuckers out there have high "sifat ingin tahu". Not only the school girls being the victim...even the teachers...who gives a fuck...as long as it is boobs...i remembered the "bootilicious" teachers being the target...every inch of chances will be used for exploration, every creativity being harness to achieve the objective...all for 1 sweet view....boobs...
Looking at panty methodology: 1-Using pencil sharpener mirror 2-Peeking under stairs
Looking at boobs methodology: 1-When teacher mark a paper 2-Make things fall from desk while exam
Its been a week i haven't update my blog...been busy with my work, no mood to blog, and raya la! This week, i'm only have to work for 2 days..haih...if only we have to work for only 2 days a week...haha...that would be superb productivity. My raya eve is not as cheerful like it used to be...but maybe little bit because i have all the time in the world to sleep...yep...sleep...didn't visit my relatives...haha...what kind of person i am...alah...if u want to visit your relatives it doesn't need to be only on raya...it could be any days in a year.
The 3rd day of raya i suffer a massive dizzyness and it continues on 4th raya...cibai...there goes my raya leave...what a waste...thank god i move my leave to friday...so it seems my leave are not totally wasted on being sick...well...nothing much to tell...i have a simple raya celebration...on 2nd raya, i already went out having teh tarik with my friends...it shows how boring my raya for this year...
Fashion consciousness does not mean we're the victim of following the changes in fashion changes. Fashion can be a great asset for self look and improving oneself in presenting what we have. Everybody want to look good and get noticed when in a crowd even with friends. I myself sometimes look into fashion changes and seeing what is new and fresh to be bought and wear. Once in a while, we bored looking at the same wardrobe. One thing would be a problem is when you're interested in one particular pants, you know the brand, the name is there, the price is there, suddenly it struck you in the head..."where am i going to get this...is it available here?". It is a common thinking when i'm interested with the clothes.
Now it is a lucky thing there's one website offers and provide fashion updates as well online shopping. You no longer have to contemplate whether the cloth you want available or not. Take a look at vince sweaters line for instance. They provide a shopping cart for your convenience for purchasing. Without wasting time nor the effort of searching, you got yourself a sweater delivered to your doorstep. I always like when a girl wearing a jeans, it compliment the physical shape of a girl. As browse along in tobi.com, there is a lot of brand on jeans and one of them is paige jeans.
Nothing beats a simple wear on weekends. I'm a fan of denim, its been years i wear them at almost any occasions. With diesel jacket it make a lot of difference, from a simple looking guy to rugged looking in a second. Do trust me on this. Once in a while, we want to look bad as the girls do like the "bad boy look". Bow deciding what suitable for us is tough, with this highly interactive site, you may talk to online stylist in determine what is suitable and best for you. In my personal view, tobi.com does not only provide an online shopping services but more. Offering whats new in fashion, information on styling as well as consultation that may help you. Not many site have such comprehensive services in fashion.
Disclaimer: I have several reasons why i wrote this entry in malay. 1- To avoid boss from understand what the hell i wrote infront of his face. 2 - A place to release my anger towards the guy. 3- He don't know shit what i'm doing and what the hell is he talking about. 4-Several other complains but fuck too lazy to type.
Dalam kompeni aku bekerja, aku hanya jawab pada 4 jenis bos...
Big bos
lady bos
projek bos
direct bos
Dalam kebarangkalian untuk aku duduk bawah projek bos adalah sekali dalam setahun...jadi aku eliminate kebarangkalian untuk mencili secara belakang2 untuk projek bos. Jadi tinggal 3 bos...direct bos...walaupun pun aku melaporkan diri secara terus kepada org tua nyanyok tuh...tapi dia tak pernah sekali mengarah mahupun marah mahupun menyuruh tanpa mengeluarkan perkataan magik "You need" "Its your work" dan ape ape seangkatan dengannya. Perkataan yg meleret menjadi pilihan seperti "Tolong boleh" "U're good, so how about..." jadinya aku termakan kata2 manis tersebut. Jadi tolak 1 kebarangkalian aku untuk "membutohkan" direct bos....
Jadi tinggal 2 jenis bos...jadi 2 bos inilah menjadi beban tulang belakang, kejung tengkuk, kejang tulang selangka dan traffik jem otak. Big bos aku cina....tapi bukan cina malaysia...cina taiwan...mulut penuh liur...bercakap tak pernah nak tapis...pakai je jaguar...mouth filter sikit pun tak mampu beli...kadang kala...aku tgk je paper work aku berterabur dengan renjisan air liur dia...nak buat cemaner...nak pakai payung dalam ofis dia kata "bad luck"...yg dia tak sedar...nasib malang tu dah menimpa tanpa disedari..bodoh punya org tua...
Dia ade tabiat la...suka jalan2...hari2 pun akan turun ke ofis aku...tgk ape org buat...bagi komen tak tentu arah...main buuubuhhhh aje. Takde telinga ke nak dengar penjelasan dulu? Baru2 ini kawan aku "dominic" kena "spray" ikut suka mak ayah bos aku...kesnya bos buat janji ngan klien akan bagi proposal dalam masa 1 hari tanpa memberi notis kepada dominic bahawasanya dia akan buat proposal dalam masa singkat....dalam ketika itu juga dominic ade kerja dalam priority tinggi di mana, dia harus menyiapkan 1 paperwork untuk di beri klien dalam kadar segera. Maka dengan senang serta besar telo bos mengarahkan dominic menyiapkan proposal tersebut...dengan terbakar jiwa...dominic menolak arahan bos kerana kerjanya yg penting...dengan ego big bos lebih besar dari telonya...dia mengarahkan, memarahi dan menuduh bahawa performance dominic teruk macam kerja budak tadika...
Time tu dominic tak amik "port" lagi dah...dia buat tak tahu je...aku yg dengar diorang bertekak, aku buat muka pakau je la...bukan aku paham pun ape diorang cakap...dalam bahasa cina...so kesimpulan aku nak cakap ialah big bos aku sebenarnya takde keja...pernah tak korang tgk Pengarah Urusan turun jalan2 tiap2 2 kali sehari dan boleh buang masa bersama staff selama 2 jam? Karut!!!! Org tua memang takde keja...dia duduk dalam ofis dia pun cuma main internet...bukan buat ape sangat...dia tau komen kerja org...ini salah, itu silap...kalau terer komen mesti terer buatkan? apesal tak buat sorang2?
Tak sedar diri itulah ungkapannya...kalau terer naper amik kitorang buat kerja? setiap kami dalam ofis ade la kecekapan kami tersendiri, dominic dengan kekuatan PR dan marketing dia...aku pula...menulis je...walapun ape pun...dia sebenarnya tak pernah tau ape fungsi kitorang...ape guna aku belajar tinggi2 tapi ape aku fahami dan pelajari, kena langgar lari dengan pemahaman songsang big bos....ntah ape2 punya perangai...berkawan dengan beruk je agaknya org tua tuh...marah org tido...tapi dia tido dalam bilik dia tu ape kejadah...org staff tak nampak? staff bukan rabun siang mahupun baca guna tulisan brail~ 1 kelebihan bos aku ni yg ego lebih besar dari telo ni ialah janji manis...ingat lagi tahun lalu masa meeting seluruh ofis...dia penah janji akan menaikkan taraf kemudahan, tingkatkan faedah pekerja serta gaji yg lebih kompetitif...ni dah masuk setahun jugak la...hanyut...aku cuma nampak air liur makin deras loncat kuar dari mulut...dia ingat dia punya air liur intan permata ke apa~
Lady bos merangkap bos management....juga merangkap isteri, gundik, tempat lepas nafsu...pompuan nyanyok ni ade perangai gila bapak kedekut...sini kena save...sana kena save...kalau nak save sana sini jangan berniaga la...jadi suri rumah lagi berkat...save tak tentu hala bukan save namanya...tu dah jahil...dalam ofis mana tak pakai printer? semua pakai...punya lah kedekut...tambah extra 1 printer untuk tingkat 5 pun tak mahu...suruh panjat tingkat 6 lepas print...tunggu lah...dia dah kena gout, tapi lutut longgar...majal dia nak panjat...
Lady bos ade satu perangai...keja dia nak usha panas je...sikit2 usha panas...sikit2 panas hati...ye aku tau la tgh menopaus...bawak2 la bertendang...udah la masuk ofis asik bertekak ngan laki pasal company...ape benda la...bingit telinga org la bodoh. Cakap bahasa inggeris pun terabur...serius ni aku cakap...setiap kali kalau dia ade benda nak cakap kat aku...aku pulak kena buat ayat untuk dia...nak tanya "don't you go for lunch?" pun amik 5 minit nak cakap..."erm...u...lunch...don't u want...erm...don't go for lunch?"...kalau aku makan nasi lemak sebungkus sempat tau tak nak abis...buang masa aku betul layan org tak reti bahasa ni...
Appraisal pun nak dekat...jadi kawan aku ni seharusnya appraisalnya sampai dulu...tapi seperti cuaca mendung...management pun buat2 mendung...wey...org kerja tonggang tonggek...cepat la appraise, cepat setel, cepat jugak aku berhenti komplen...nak suruh staff keja bagus...tapi peratusan naik gaji tak bagus ape kejadahnya? nak tunggu org berambus baru nak menggelabah...too late la monkey...haih...aku sungguh tak bersemangat untuk bekerja hari ini...walaupun kerja aku lebat lagi dari gaji aku...tapi apekan daya...aku hanyalah kuli di sini...
Name: kraken Home: Malaysia About Me: I don't need to tell u about me...I'm just a regular malaysian who loves to talk crap and filled with profanities. Vulgar words is my speciality...Enjoy with an open heart or you can go drop dead~ Profile: Don't expect much
