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Dilemma
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
My girl said: Do call Asiankom to know ur status... Kraken: Will do dear...
I sent an sms to Mr.G asking whats the status of my application...
Mr.G: Hi Kraken, Good morning...how are u? Kraken: Hi G, i'm fine... Mr.G: I don't need to hide it...obviously...we're really interested having you on board...but 1 concern on your salary...RMXXXX it too high...but we're willing to pay -RM200 from expected salary. Kraken: Fine...its ok G... Mr.G: When can u start? Kraken: When can u send me Offer Letter? Mr.G: (Laughing) Thurday...is it ok? Kraken: 1 month notice...is it ok? Mr.G: ok Kraken: ok...thursday then... Mr.G: Have a splendid day Kraken!
The thing is, what i'm asking is quite high...for what they are offering is high too, just short RM200...hell yeah! My luck landing on this job~ But, a part of me feel sad leaving BHI. It is the most privileged company and most conducive working place ever. I like working in BHI. But just because of "Monkey", i have to let it go...What i'm afraid of is my boss making a counter offer...now that would be a dilemma...but a price must be paid...permanent employment plus super attractive salary or NO DEAL!
2nd thing is how to make Mr. Monkey pay my salary on the last month my employment...he has this tendency not paying last salary that u're entitled with...maybe i'll make a few phone calls on this one...but...surely...legal action will be taken for what he has done... ==================================================================== Interview session: Mr.G: Hi Kraken, I'm G, call me G...no title of Mr...we both young and living the life. Kraken: I'm Kraken, nice to meet you... Mr.G: Alright...let's start...tell me about your employment...achivements, tasks...everything... Kraken: (This is a long talk-it took me 30 minutes to explain my current work) Mr.G: U mentioned ITIL...are u certified ITIL? Kraken: Nope. Mr.G: Impressive, u know ITIL, only handful knows on ITIL...How do u know it? Kraken: Learn... Mr.G: Meaning they paying less than u supposed to get, u know ITIL...that is an asset... Kraken: Its ok, its learning experience and knowledge...infact there is PRINCE2 standard for Project Management PMI standards that i know too. Mr.G: Most impressive...well do u know six sigma? Kraken: Heard of it...management isn't it? Mr.G: to be exact management on quality... Kraken: Way off my league... Mr.G: (Laughing) Don't worry, not on your field of expertise...not related to your job... Kraken: (Laughing) Mr.G: Hmm...how old are you? Kraken: XX years. Mr.G: Oh my...u're young...but very impressive...you got potential...u haveMBA? Kraken: No... Mr.G: Sure ah? Kraken: I think u do...this MBA very special...Married But Available scroll is written all over you... Kraken: Hell no~! I'm very faithful! Mr.G: Do u act? Kraken: I have no talent Mr.G: But you're a good talker... Kraken: I'm good with inter-personal communication Mr.G: At such young age, u achieve a lot and have a lot of potentials... Kraken: Thanks Mr.G: I like u...tell u what...I'll persuade the management to give u attractive salary package...and here is my number...call me whenever u want...FYI, u're the 1st candidate...and u totally impressed me... Kraken: (Smile) Thanks.
Sementelah aku tidak menulis dalam bahasa melayu sebegitu lama, tetapi sekali sekala, apa salahnya. Menarik jugak berbahasa "beku" dan "ramah" di mata tetamu. Coretan yang khusus untuk orang melayu, bukan racism ataupun memilih kaum seperti geng kelantan "takdop gu". Sebenarnya khusus org semua bangsa mahupun juga bangsa melayu itu sendiri dan bangsat2 sekalian.
Perihal F1...selak muka utusan...oh kimi raikkonen menang~PM pasti team "BMW-Sauber-Petronas-kenapa panjang sangat namanya-tapi hanya pengajur je boleh" menang dalam perlumbaan akan datang. Pak Lah memang bersemangat dalam merangkul johan cakap cakap aje kerana itulah tugas Perdana Menteri membakar semangat dan memberi keyakinan yang logikal tapi hampir palsu rata2nya...
Hari ni, tergempar sekali lagi kerajaan terengganu masih lagi tak mempunyai menteri besar. Hairan, kenapa BN begitu "berformula" tapi tak dapat nak lantik MB...sultan nak org lain, tapi BN mahukan Idris. Sedangkan Perak dapat menangani masalahnya, kenapa terengganu bersengketa antara melayu. Tak malu ke? Aku agak jugak. Teliti kembali, Ade MT BN berkata, jangan hina institusi Raja, tapi bukan ke apa yang BN nak buat tu mencalar imej dan fungsi kesultanan? Takkan cakap aje...tapi sendiri tak sedar "terbuat".
Sekali lagi calon2 pemenang cakap-cakap aje bertambah seorang lagi...hari ni separuh hari aku termenung, jenis apakah aku ini? Hanya duduk sahaja? Tenung skrin monitor sehingga waktu pulang? Kerja tak ada ke? Rasanya macam ada...tapi kenapa rasa bosan amat...teringat pula dulu sebelum waktu F1...aku mesti dapat tiket free dari bapa aku, seating terbaik dan boleh tahan mahalnya...dapat bukan sekeping, kadang kala sampai 4-5 keping. Jadi distribute kepada kawan2...aku pun pergi sama...aku menjadi tumpuan rakan acap kali F1 ada. Pasti ada menyapa...Ada tiket tak? Tahun ni macam mana? Pergi berapa org? Kau tak pergi ke?
Itulah himpunan soalan2 berbaur "bawalah aku bersamamu~" Malang sekali...sejak bapa aku pencen dari perkhidmatan nyer dengan syarikat GLC. Tiada lagi kepingan tiket yang melayang2 masuk ke tangan aku. Apa nak buat, masa yang baik begitu tidak selamanya...
Yesterday i had a meeting with "monkey"...remember how dissatisfied i am with monkey...yesterday my colleagues and I set up a meeting with him. As all of us predict, the issue we have will not be settled and we'll be leaving the meeting clueless and unsatisfied with the solution. Infact, there are no solutions provided. All he does is making up stories and try to make things complicated.
Leaving the meeting yesterday unsatisfied, i scheduled for another meeting today...but as predicted, he cancelled the meeting last minute. I had it up to neck...i can be patient but not the extent of this. My friends and I already decided to look for a new job, as soon as 1 of us landed a new contract, we will sing like a cannary to BHI...let BHI know whats been going internally.
I came to the office today quite late...i purposely do that since i'm already demotivated. Felt a bit sorry today cause i was barking to the security officer at the parking bay. Hey, part of me, i don't feel sorry cause he's stupid~The normal parking bay for motocycle is at B1...it is unusually pack today~really pack...i can't get a parking space for my motocycle...so went to B2 to park...then came a nepal security officer and told me that i can't park in B2
SO: Sorry Sir...U can't park here... Me: Why? SO: You can only park at B1...its management rule sir~ Me: Since when? I don't see any motocycle not allowed to park signs~ by the way there is no parking spaces on B1...its full already... SO: Sorry, i can't let u park here... Me: Look...can't u understand what i'm saying! There is no parking space! Where the hell i should park! SO: No sir...the management will scold me if i let u... Me: Look here...how about this...i move my bike in the afternoon... SO: No sir...i can't let u park here...
I'm getting impatient and pissed...fuck it lah...no need to be nice already...practically i was shouting and firing the unfortunate security officer...
Me: What the fuck! Where the hell i should park!! there is no parking space available...are u deaf! stupid ke! SO: Please sir...could u just please park at B1... Me: Oi! Moron! Where do u want me to park?! ha?! At the reserved parking area is it? IDIOT!! SO: Alright sir...i'll find u a place to park...so please sir... Me: Why don't u say that earlier...after i'm scold u then u want to help me...idiot...
Moral of the story is...people sometimes are too uptight and following the regulations without senses...what i'm trying to do is park at the unused space, it doesn't disrupt any pathway nor disturbing parking slots for cars...but some no brainer still insist cramping at B1...
Huiyoh...here there everywhere talk about new state government, the "unforseen" result of election...but behind all that talk...i was wondering...the fuck u guys want?! "Buat camni salah...buat camtu salah...dah ape yg tak salah...kau duduk umah goyang konek?" I do follow a little political drama..."org ni cakap dia...dia cakap org ini"...but i'm easily bored with the soap opera. Even i read utusan, there is no changes...still pro-BN as they are..."takde 1 pun report pasal baik PKR, PAS ataupun DAP" all lies, all terrible and all wrong reported by utusan towards the opposition coalition. "Apebenda la...takdop cerita lain ke?, ngutuk no.1, pujian no. akhir"
Flip to the entertainment section...."Nora Danish bersengketa dengan Fasha Sandha"...what a boring story..."org lain gaduh jugak, baru tepis tangan masa bersalaman...dan jadi isu macam Pak Lah kahwin ngan Bini baru" and then i was thinking, it would be much more interesting if the story is "Nora Danish ditangkap bersenggama dengan Fasha Sandha!" what would be the public "erection"...sorry perception. I stayed until 2 in the morning on the election day...just to see the result...its rare occasion to have my parents, me and my brother watch tv together. The best part when Samy Vellu lose. "Sorak macam MU buat hat-trick 2-1" I was laughing remembering the Samy Vellu statement before election "Saya mesti mahu bertanding!"
When Awang Adek lose bachok DUN...remembered my father said...i think Dato' P. will laugh like mad "Dia tak sebulu dengan Awang Adek"...Dato' P. is my father's colleague. Dato' P and my father been working together in the same company for 30 years. Upon retiring, both of Dato' P. and my father got the same offer to be a member of an advisory board for utility industry.
I work at MNC that is well known and among the biggest in world. But the thing is i'm paid directly as my payroll are managed by agency. Yes, i'm a contractor to the company i work with. I have problems with the owner of the agency 1 month he manage my salary, besides paying late, there are lot other things that he successfully making me pissed. Now, I'm happy with "BHI" but not with "VCSB".
For 4th consecutive time, this monkey never get things right. I was wondering, how he's really cunning like fuck? Not really cunning since i smell the fart from far away.
Kraken: I don't trust this fuck...i think business are really hanky panky. DK: Bro, let me tell u something, actually...he's not malaysian...some more, not indian malaysian. Kraken: Meaning? DK: The fuck comes from india...and as far as i know...who ever india indian...do business...they tend to trick and make it confusing. Kraken: Dude...u're an indian...shouldn't u say that? DK: Dude...i'm malaysian! We all together been brought up in malaysian culture and nurtured from home to respect and be honest. Kraken: True... DK: As for the fuck...he live in the corrupted environment . Who would u trust first? Indian from India...or Indian in Malaysia... Kraken: I rather go for indian in malaysia. DK: There u go...u sense that it is comfortable to trust your own countryman rather than others.
After a careful thought, yes...it is true that we can trust among ourselves better than an outsider because of the culture and how we have live together for a long time...i'm not a political person but rather focusing of friendship...yesterday i received my pay slip see some irregularity in my pay slip...the fuck deduct 300++ from my pay and stated that its a cash advance...i called the fuck and asked when in the fucking milky way i took a cash advance...
(Try to imagine fuck's with thick indian acsent)
Kraken: Hello fuck, may i know why u deduct 300++ from my paycheck. Fuck: Oh kraken, it is because i overpay u last month... Kraken: U didn't overpay me...it is in a correct figure... Fuck: No No...there was a computational error... Kraken: ?????What computational error???? The amount was correct! Fuck: No its not~u see...last month employer's EPF contribution i gave to u? Kraken: So? It doesn't u have the rights to deduct from me...its suppose come from your own bank a/c
(This part really screw up because he's blabbing some ridiculous way of calculation for my payslip)
Kraken: Let me rectify something, u supposed to pay me RMxxxx. If u say so...i don't see the figure...whats the break down of my pay? Fuck: Oh...refer to your contract...basic+incentive+socso+employer's EPF contribution...and there u go...u get RMXXXX
That time i was speechless....never in my working life employers's contribution is a part of a gross salary...MOTHERFUCKER! Aku kena tipu bogel-bogel!
But i'm not letting this matter slide through and close 1 eye on it...i did a complain to the main contractor...just imagine the imagine how the main contractor react...she was speechless and said..."oh my...i didn't notice such person still exist!" well...the main contractor is doing their best to release me from the fuck's contract...and believe me...worst case scenario...quit la bro...cause i'm not the only one whose under his payroll...
Name: kraken Home: Malaysia About Me: I don't need to tell u about me...I'm just a regular malaysian who loves to talk crap and filled with profanities. Vulgar words is my speciality...Enjoy with an open heart or you can go drop dead~ Profile: Don't expect much
