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Kraken versi melayu
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Kadang kala aku terlupa kenapa aku blog dalam bahasa inggeris...dulu aku blog dalam bahasa inggeris sebab nak buat duit la kononnya, duit nak bayar domain sendiri...itu la hasilnya...krakenxv.com katakan...tapi jadinya...bila kerjaya aku meningkat...aku dah jemu nak buat ads review or payperpost...gila malas...kawan ghaib aku cakap..."kepala abah kau, keja banyak...gaji banyak, lorat plak nak buat payperpost..."
Asal aku blogging...sebab nak ngutuk org secara siber...secara misteri dan secara pengecut....tapi sumer tu tak jadi sebab buat dalam bahasa inggeris...tak feel lah~So, aku berazam mulai hari ni...post aku kembali ke bahasa melayu...secara jujurnya, separa melayu...bahasa campur2 ni best...mat salleh pun hebat cam kita...very flexible...
Quote dari Prof masa aku belajar dulu "Kita ni org melayu, pandai jugak bahasa inggeris...kalau kita dapat cari bahasa inggeris yg kita nak...guna aje bahasa melayu dalam bahasa inggeris...so bila kita nak cakap mendung tapi tak dapat cari perkataannya...cakap je ...today the day a bit mendung..."
itu lah ajaran songsang aku ingat sampai hari ni...semua syarahan dia bagi pasal statistik dan kebarangkalian...aku tak ingat pun...dulu cita2 nak jadi network engineer...tapi skang jadi penulis pulak...tapi cemaner nak jadi jurutera perangkaian tapi setiap kali kelas kira mengira pakai simbol dan abjad aku selalu tido...dah tak faham...buat ape termenung kat papan putih yg aku tuh sumer cam "da vinci code"..."starang aku dop paham". Dulu masa aku belajar...aku cukup rajin ke kelas kerana hanya lepas kelas boleh lepak ngan kawan2...itu je la...tapi jangan salah anggap aku pelajar terbuang ye...sesungguhnya aku seorang yg cemerlang dari segi menipu dan melepaskan diri dari mengantoikan diri dalam subjek2 yg diambil.
bila aku kerja...bahasa inggeris sangat diutamakan...jadi ketika keluar dari universiti melayu...speaking aku agak pelat seakan2 siam dalam loghat kelate nyer~tapi...setiap kali berlatih konon2 mat salleh celup...aku agak ok la....sampai la aku jadi penulis...bila jumpa member2...diorang mesti tanya..."kerja ape skang mat?"...hebat lagi aku menjawab "technical writer"...."natang ape tuh? tulis artikel, kerja ngan majalah mana?"...benda tu biasa lah...bukan diorang tahu pun...contoh terdekat aku boleh bagi paham...gi bukak kotak handphone...ade user guide...benda tu ah aku tulis...baru la faham diorang...itu cuma salah skop kecik tanggungjawab pekerjaan sebenarnya...lain...sumer buat paper work yg org baca...boleh pening kepala....
Esok lusa...mesti bini aku tanya aku...sempat blogging nampaknya...mau taknya blogging...kat ofis aku ni tingkat 6 tgh construction...bising nak mampus...saper2 pun tak tahan...CFO aku siap dah amik cuti dah pun sebab tahan nak duk kat ofis bunyi bising...CFO aku jarang dtg keja pun...dtg kul 10...pukul 4 dia dah cabut...mentang2 bini bos besar...kitorang la tunggang tonggek buat keja kasi business dia masyuk...takde kitorang...tak merasa la kau nak pakai keta BMW n Merc kau tuh....tapi dia ni ade sifat aku yg tak suka...memekik...ape aje...mesti terlolong panggil staff dia....suara udahlah tak lunak...nyaring plak tuh...bingit weh telinga...tambah pulak bunyi drill ngan tukul...lagi la sakit kepala...so cemaner nak buat keja camni....
Penulis macam aku kena tempat sunyi dan tenang untuk fikir ayat menangkap jiwa pembaca...ayat nak hebat...content nak power...meleleh pembaca baca sebab tak faham...hebat sangat content dia...perut dah lapar ni...nanti bila aku rasa senang hati...aku tulis la ape2 lagi...
My friend wanted to buy a car...he's been bitching about which car he wants to buy. He can't make quick decision because there is a lot of choices...he's choice was evo 7 recon from Japan with complete dashboard gauges. I asked him why he chose evo 7? He answered just simply wanted to try.
Me: Beb, lu nak pakai evo 7 apsal? Dia: Aku sajer nak try...org kata power...agent aku kata sesuai untuk aku... Me: Kau suka laju? Kau suka bikin keta? Dia: Tak sangat...Nak drive gitu2 je... Me: Bodo punya org...setakat nak nak drive baik beli Lancer 2.0GT... Dia: Mahal tak...??? Me: Bongok kau ni...Mesti tak tak mahal cam evo...dungu... Dia: Ala...aku nak keta power...at least boleh show off... Me: Nak show off? Ape kata bini kau...? Dia: Dia kata "buang duit" Me: Aku setuju ngan bini kau...udah lah tak minat keta...tapi nak pakai evo...memang rugi... Dia: Kau suggest ape? Me: Pegi beli Caldina GT la...family car...but power... Dia: OK tu...aku beli la tuh...
He called his agent to change his booking from evo to caldina...few weeks later...he sees me again and ask for Volkswagen Passat. I said...its a good car...why not just choose Golf GTI...then he canceled his order for Caldina...
Dia: Beb...ape beza Passat ngan Jetta? Me: Rupa dia la...ape lagi...family car la tuh...tapi sporty ler...Ape kata kau tgk Golf GTI...cun sial... Dia: Emm...tgk... Me: Ape kata kita pegi showroom dia...aku call member aku kat VW Cars.
Yesterday we went to VW Cars at the Curve.
Me: See la...test la. Dia: Ui...kau rasa ape kau rasa tak? Me: Rasa...excited sial...aura dia lain macam... Dia: Tu la...konfem aku nak... Me: Beb...nak tgk Golf GTI R32 tak? Dia: Mana? Me: Ni... Dia: I want this car....
Today...he can't stop talking about the car...he's really itchy getting the car...but first he has to see his financial credential first.
A lot of great things happened to me in 2008, and it still june! Many great things happened and i grateful to God for a lot of great things He has bestowed on me. Still i foreseen many others to come. But not all things tho', thats the time you have to make the decision whether to choose path A or B. Now things really went great for me, i have another opportunity in advancing my career. It is promising as it will give higher pay and more experience. 1 thing i need consider...i need to travel a lot...
It is not because of the traveling that i mind but my study and soon to be wife. Yes, i'm going to get married soon!...and the time really ticking fast...i wanted to continue my studies as it is my dream to get a scroll and my mother's dream to see me on the stage receiving the scroll. Now i like to be with my wifey, the closer the better. I hate traveling and left my wifey behind...i like her to be by my side...but, the world is not peachy that u can do what ever fuck you want and reality ain't that sweet either.
When I think it over...some of my friends really does well without higher education...some of my with higher education struggles to get even a job. Even so, i need to get that scroll as it would be self achievement and boost my morale...my spirit...when i think of it...there are still few options that i can get both...may it take a little bit more time...and I may finish it on time...either way...some sacrifice is needed...it may my time or the whole energy...but i really can do it...
Name: kraken Home: Malaysia About Me: I don't need to tell u about me...I'm just a regular malaysian who loves to talk crap and filled with profanities. Vulgar words is my speciality...Enjoy with an open heart or you can go drop dead~ Profile: Don't expect much
