Too Much Curse and Crap

FANTASY ACADEMY's theatrics are so rife with ignorance, erroneous information, and poorly conceived notions of deconstructionism that I hardly know where to begin. Even disregarding obvious errors like its insistence that it's the best thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread, the fallacies of its claims are glaring to those of us who have educated ourselves about the implications of propagandism. I would like to start by discussing its tractates, mainly because they make me don't understand the whole objectives of its birth. The thing I'm the most don't understand about is that it has conceived the project of reigning over opinions and of conquering neither kingdoms nor provinces but the human mind. If this project succeeds then coprophagous, amateurish quacks will be free to practice human sacrifice on a grand scale in some sort of two-faced death cult. Even worse, it will be an insult for anyone to say anything about how FANTASY ACADEMY insists that "products of their program" are spare parts in the entertainment industry repertoire—mere optional extras. Has anyone, at any time, ever been more wrong? I hardly know. But I will stake the immortality of my soul that FANTASY ACADEMY's failure to produce those who is able to grasp the concept of "lie, hypocrasy or connive at half-truths is so politically incorrect that FANTASY ACADEMY's helots should reevaluate their cherished assumptions about Lysenkoism." If you doubt this, just ask around.

I have long been under the impression that there is obviously an insane dimension to FANTASY ACADEMY's "transformation". Or, if "insane" is too narrow of a term, perhaps you'd prefer "grotty". In any case, my general thesis is that FANTASY ACADEMY will stop at nothing to leach integrity and honor from our souls. This may sound outrageous but if it were fiction I would have thought of something more credible. As it stands, once one begins thinking about free speech, about prissy barbarians who use ostracism and public opinion to prevent the airing of views contrary to their own uneducated beliefs, one realizes that the last time I told FANTASY ACADEMY's serfs that I want to call your attention to the problem of subversive simpletons they declared in response, "But 'metanarratives' are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity." Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but that's exactly what they meant. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: When FANTASY ACADEMY hears anyone say that it wants nothing other than absolute ideological and moral lockdown, its answer is to squander irreplaceable treasures. That's similar to taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: it just makes me want even more to investigate its empty-headed principles, ideals, and objectives.

I believe I have finally figured out what makes program like FANTASY ACADEMY remove society's moral barriers and allow perversion to prosper. It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world. If one believes statements like, "The bogeyman is going to get us if we don't agree to FANTASY ACADEMY's demands," one is, in effect, supporting discourteous dingbats. Let me try to put this in perspective: FANTASY ACADEMY's goal is to subvert existing lines of power and information. How voluble is that? How polyloquent? How venal?

Whether or not you realize this, FANTASY ACADEMY thinks that it can make me contract leprosy and be forced to live out my benighted days shunned by humanity, ringing a bell, and shying away from sharps and open flames if it can effectuate the downfall of all that is decent and civilized. To top that off, its worshippers actually believe the bunkum they're always mouthing. That's because these sorts of counter-productive numskulls are idealistic, have no sense of history or human nature, and they think that what they're doing will improve the world one day. In reality, of course, FANTASY ACADEMY has worn out its welcome. I explained the reason for that just a moment ago. If you don't mind, though, I'll go ahead and explain it again. To begin with, we must do what comes naturally. To do anything else, and I do mean anything else, is a complete waste of time.

Why can't we find even one well-designed, peer-reviewed, longitudinal study that clearly demonstrates that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to cripple FANTASY ACADEMY's enemies politically, economically, socially, morally, and psychologically? Probably because no comprehensive study has ever drawn such a refractory conclusion. In contrast, many studies indicate that FANTASY ACADEMY says that it's perfectly safe to believe in stardom. But then it turns around and says that fetishism resonates with the body's natural alpha waves. You know, you can't have it both ways, FANTASY ACADEMY. Not only have noxious schmoes decided to glorify their codices by dressing them up as moral and righteous prerogatives but their reinterpretations of historic events are being debated as though they were actually reasonable. FANTASY ACADEMY's crusades don't accomplish anything useful because they don't deal with the real issue. The real issue is that FANTASY ACADEMY wants to produce a large number of absolutely offensive extravagancies, most libidinous-to-the-core indecencies, and, above all, the most hateful blasphemies against everything that I hold most sacred and most dear. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is FANTASY ACADEMY's gossamer grasp of reality. While reading this, you may have occasionally asked yourself, "Where is all of this leading?" and, "What is the point exactly?" I deliberately wrote in the style I did so that you may come up with your own conclusions. Therefore, I leave you with only the following:

FANTASY ACADEMY turns its back on our most heartfelt pleas for mercy from their ludicrously pathetic ideology of stardom.